I always try my best to keep a promise.

Think of this as one half of the rap/poem, but this one is from Sarah's point of view, so consider the other half to be }{urri's point of view.
Eight guys and gals, all locked in a thread,
Became close pals, fun times were ahead.
Left one by one, our bond was broken,
A friend had gone, the crowd has spoken.
Six became five, then four, then three,
Those that survive, were happy to be,
Still in this place, our fate in their hands,
This is a race, only one can stand.
But it was great, a lotta good fun,
All love no hate, and masturbation.
That shower scene, Matty and Illy,
Princess looked keen, ever so silly.
This is the end, just me and }{urri,
My good good friend, I am not worthy.
Lemme just say, now than soon rather,
Had a fab stay, inside Big Brother.
Okay, so it may not be a work of art, and there are some grammatical errors, like inconsistent use of tenses, but I really wanted to have the same number of syllables in each line, something which I didn't do in my previous rap. I didn't have the chance to include other stuff like certain tasks, and other housemates, but you have that pretty much covered.

And just when I thought I'd never have to compose another rap again...