What do you call a dog with no legs?
Whatever you like it won't come over
This is from personal experience..I said to me mate
ME-I Can't ring you later my mobile batteries dead
My Mate-Why what happened to it?
Q. What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
A. A fake blonde doing cartwheels!
Q. What's grey and stands at the bottom of the bed taking the piss out of you?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.
A funny quote from some philosopher....'You can live for many causes but only die for one....pick that one very carefully'
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the breast stroke division of an english channel swim competition.The brunette came in first,the redhead second.The blonde woman finally reached the shore completely exhausted.After being revived with blankets and coffee she remarked 'I dont want to call anyone a cheater,but i think i saw those other two girls use their arms'.
Theres no reason to do any of these things but why not try them anyway (from Maxim)
1 write a suicide note with a glitter pen
2 staple 'missing' posters featuring a drawing of yourself all over town...put your phone number on it.When people call tell them you're fine
3 disabled people have a hard life.Make them feel great by giving them a cheer and saying 'well done' when they manage to cross the road
4 run throught the streets shouting 'Run' and see how many people you can get to follow you
5. tell new people that you meet that you are an ex junkie
6.ruffle the hair of every child you see
7. tell your girlfriend you want to spend the day in silence.When it reaches 7pm creep up behind her and scream as loud as you can
8. Look over at the guy at the next urinal,look down,then back up at him and say 'nice' whilst smiling pleasantly
9.pick up roadkill off the street and put it in a place where it would be almost impossible for it to be such as the counter in boots.
10.try to sleep like a vampire with your arms across your chest
11.nudge a blind man fairly hard
12 stand on unlikeable strangers heels in the midst of a crowd
13 scare someone elses pet
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