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[The Headliner]

It was announced today that Princess' Palace, the controversial adult establishment in the No Holds Barred district of WrestlingMania, has been closed for violation of the National Prohibition Act. All books have been retrieved and the premises declared off limits to the public.

The National Prohibition Act, introduced in January of this year, decrees that no elicit entertainment enterprise may operate for profit unless said profit is donated to the United States government. Since opening its doors earlier this month, the Princess' Palace has been reluctant to make public its total earnings, and has refused requests to deliver its funds to Washington.

"This is an absolute travesty," said The Headliner, owner and promoter of the Palace, "We were just beginning to build a loyal, enthusiastic clientelle, and now the rug has been pulled out from under us."

"It's just not fair," said The Billion Dollar Princess, manager and hostess of the closed establishment, "Nobody left the Princess' Palace without a smile on their face - every customer was satisfied. We were providing a service to the community, and what's more important than that? Money? It's not like we even made a profit; the Palace never turned over a di..."

Interviews with the press were called to an end at this point by The Headliner, who assured reporters that the Princess' Palace was indeed closed for reasons legal and not financial.

No word has emerged as to what, if anything, will replace the adult entertainment suite in this section of No Holds Barred, although early rumors indicate an orphanage or homeless shelter may win the council vote.