WrestleXpress
Facebook | Twitter | MySpace | RSS

WrestleXpress Forumsemail addresses

  • May 23, 2012, 08:52:53 AM
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Read opinions on WWE SmackDown (Jan 20th) or watch it yourself in WXtra

Author Topic: I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!  (Read 3635 times) Share

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Dr.Eastmann

  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 47
    • View Profile
    • http://
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« on: April 07, 2005, 01:53:06 PM »
I want all pics, stats, links and anything else you find on Maria Kanellis.  I am madly in love with her and want to marry her and its a kick cuz im 10 years older than her.  Marias 23 years old.  Last I saw of her she was walking one of the Hall of Fame inductees out (I forget which one The Iron Sheik?) at Wrestlemania 21.  If anyones got an update let me know!  :p
« Last Edit: April 07, 2005, 01:53:55 PM by Dr.Eastmann »
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged
"Women are like buses...one comes along every 20 minutes."
Arn Anderson

"Life sucks and then you die!"
Vince McMahon

The Headliner

  • Offline Offline
  • @2Tweet2BeSour
  • Posts: 34,676
    • View Profile
    • @2Tweet2BeSour
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2005, 02:40:45 PM »
All I've got...



Anyone for chocolate milk?
« Last Edit: April 07, 2005, 02:41:49 PM by The Headliner »
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

Phenix

  • Offline Offline
  • FRAK!
  • Posts: 4,066
    • View Profile
    • Phenix
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2005, 03:14:01 PM »



Vive google!  
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

The Headliner

  • Offline Offline
  • @2Tweet2BeSour
  • Posts: 34,676
    • View Profile
    • @2Tweet2BeSour
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2005, 04:18:36 PM »
Phenix, are you sure that first picture isn't Kylie Minogue? :eyebrow2:
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

Phenix

  • Offline Offline
  • FRAK!
  • Posts: 4,066
    • View Profile
    • Phenix
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2005, 04:23:45 PM »
Yes Heady, :tut:  You have to specifically look at her face!  
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

voth

  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 64
    • View Profile
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2005, 09:32:29 PM »
From one of the previous photos, it looks as if she has gained some weight. Just look at her face (got chocolate milk) to the one where she is in that brown dress.  
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

The Headliner

  • Offline Offline
  • @2Tweet2BeSour
  • Posts: 34,676
    • View Profile
    • @2Tweet2BeSour
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2005, 07:48:41 AM »
Poor Maria... She tries so hard... :blue:





« Last Edit: July 15, 2005, 07:49:03 AM by The Headliner »
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

The Headliner

  • Offline Offline
  • @2Tweet2BeSour
  • Posts: 34,676
    • View Profile
    • @2Tweet2BeSour
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2005, 05:01:49 AM »
Did anyone see Maria's interview with Rene Dupree on this past HeAT?

This isn't word-for-word, but here's the basic outline...


Rene: "You know Maria, you're just like the typical American woman - blonde, ditzy, with an IQ of-"


Maria (proudly): "Thirty-six!"


Rene (bemused): "....thirty-six..."


Rene then starts gesturing ahead to illustrate a point he's making...


...and Maria's showing an interest, like a good interviewer should...


But after Dupree leaves, she's still trying to find what he was pointing at.

:wacko: :lol:
« Last Edit: July 20, 2005, 05:04:12 AM by The Headliner »
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

The 100 Dollar Man

  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,256
    • View Profile
    • http://
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2005, 05:38:55 PM »
What that was an interview with Renee Dupree! I thought she was fending off some kind of shaven Panda bear attack with her mic. Remembers Pandas can smell your fear...
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged
Super Hi Tech Computer: 5,000 dollars

Internet connection: 50 dollars a month

Space age wireless keyboard: 75 dollars

The 100 dollar man posting on your site: Pricless...

The Headliner

  • Offline Offline
  • @2Tweet2BeSour
  • Posts: 34,676
    • View Profile
    • @2Tweet2BeSour
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2005, 06:50:49 PM »
He and Cruella DeVille share a wardrobe. ;)
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

Adam Tyler Anderson

  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,997
    • View Profile
    • http://www.forumcircle.com/carnifex
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2005, 08:22:52 PM »
I didn't know Parisians wore fur :-/  

Oh, and becuase I'm trying not to :spamcan:...Voila

Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

TheGame

  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,334
    • View Profile
    • http://www.myspace.com/mattstonehiphop
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2005, 01:26:11 PM »
I think its funny how she has a stupid character,at least I think its just her character.My favourite line from Maria was in an interview with John Cena before a lumberjack match where she said something like.
Aren't you scared about your match tonight because you'll have to watch out for falling trees and axes'
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged
[IMG/]http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=normalkenkennedy21280x1ht5.jpg[/img]

KENNNNNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
KENNNNNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
KENNNNNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Sig credit-Illy

misterwrestlemania

  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 132
    • View Profile
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2005, 04:37:18 PM »



Like this post (0 likes)   Logged
If you can't read my icon here it is:

The Rock is ZZZCRAZZZY!!!

gungrave17

  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,827
    • View Profile
    • save.us.raytan
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2006, 12:04:55 AM »
ohhhhh maria your so damn hot.................................
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

Blue Lightening

  • Offline Offline
  • It's all about me
  • Posts: 2,067
    • View Profile
I Am Maria Kanellis' Love Slave!
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2006, 08:13:36 AM »
Well, gungrave, here are some Maria pics for you. Enjoy ! :D



















« Last Edit: July 27, 2006, 08:16:27 AM by Blue Lightening »
Like this post (0 likes)   Logged

Thanks for the banner to Poison.