From the desk of Vince Russo, WXF President:
Greetings to all my loyal followers! It is I, your beloved President, here with some vital information for you.
First thing on the agenda is the current of state of the WXF. After you all voted me as the new WXF President, I decided that I should shut down the promotion. And so I did. Well temporarily at least. You see, before I came here, the WXF was a shit hole. A steaming pile of crap. I am here to rebuild this place from the ground up.
So now let me address the World Heavyweight Title situation. Last month, Sting won the title from Triple H. Also last month, I decided to give Chris Jericho a World Title shot at the next PPV as sort of a signing bonus for becoming part of the Russo Regime. The only thing I didn't forsee was that jackass Triple H losing the title to Sting. You see, Triple H has a rematch clause in his contract which states that he can basically demand a rematch against Sting at any time he wants. And so Triple H, being the difficult pain the ass egotistical prima donna that he is, demanded his rematch be at our next PPV, entitled rEVOLUTION. So now I have a dilemma on my hands and the only way I can solve it is by compromising. I've promised Chris Jericho a World Title match at rEVOLUTION, and I was forced to give Triple H his World Title rematch at rEVOLUTION as well. Therefore, I have decided to book a triple threat match for the World Title at rEVOLUTION, and Sting will defend the title against both Triple H and Chris Jericho. End of story.
Next on the agenda is the Women's World Championship. After defeating Molly Holly last month, I have decided to book Madusa in a Women's World Title match against Victoria. But seeing as how these two ladies have already tangled in the past, I've decided to up the ante in this one. So, at rEVOLUTION, Victoria and Madusa will battle for the Women's World Championship in a ladder match! And in an effort to keep the ball rolling, Molly Holly, Trinity, and Lita will square off in a triple threat number one contender match, where the winner will receive a title shot at our July PPV.
On to th Tag Team Championship. Bill Goldberg and the Rock, with Shane McMahon in their corner, managed to win the titles from the Dudleyz last month. Well, it's no secret that I hate Goldberg's guts and I can't stand Shane McMahon either. In my book, Shane is a spineless pussy-ass daddy's boy and Goldberg is a pompous, selfish loser. So if they think for one minute I am going to cut either one of them any slack, they are sadly mistaken. I have decided to give the Dudleyz a rematch against Rock and Goldberg at rEVOLUTION. However, I've added a stipulation. This match will be a flaming tables match! That's right, FLAMING TABLES! In order to win you must put both memebers of the opposing team through a flaming table. And just to make things more interesting, I am going to offer the Dudley Boyz a $250, 000 bonus if they put Shane McMahon through a flaming table as well! Make me proud boys!
Joanie Laurer wants to wrestle with the big boys, Syxx Pac in particular. She requested this match and I have decided to give it to her. She's rather upset about Syxx costing her the North American Championship and she wants some revenge. And speaking of the North American Championship, the tension between the current champion, Chris Benoit, and Jerry Lynn has been brewing for months now. So I've decided to put an end to this once and for all and to do that effectively, I must take drastic measures. Therefore, I have decided that it will Chris Benoit...Jerry Lynn...the North American Championship...rEVOLUTION...Chicago Street Fight!! Anything goes, falls count anywhere except inside the ring. You must, I repeat, YOU MUST pin your opponent or make them submit outside of the ring!
Now I'll address the Hardcore Championship. Mick Foley defeated both Raven and Sabu last month to become the champion. Well, Mick you are the crowned prince of hardcore, but your time is over. You are yesterday's news, and so Mick, you will face a very very hardcore opponent at rEVOLUTION. Mick you will face the Hardcore Diva herself, Luna Vachon! Choke on that.
After seeing Brock Lesnar manhandle Raven last month, I've decided to grant Raven a match one on one with Lesnar. And as for Vampiro and Gangrel, well they are going to be a in a tag team match against the two guys who couldn't seem to get along last month, Jeff Jarrett and Steve Austin. That's right Jarrett and Austin, you'll have no other choice but to work together. And if either one of you lays a hand on the other at any point during the match, you will both be fired on the spot!
Well, that's all for now. Lord knows I've already given you losers too much time out of my very busy day as it is. So for all those who don't like me: Kiss my ass. And to all those who do like me...well you can kiss my ass too.
With regards,
Vince Russo, WXF President
The Antichrist of Pro Wrestling
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