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Author Topic: "It wasn't theft, it was a gift!"  (Read 271 times) Share

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The Headliner

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"It wasn't theft, it was a gift!"
« on: March 01, 2005, 09:12:21 AM »

Welcome back to the annual Super Bitch From Hell contest, and we're proud to announce we have a winner! Congratulations to the woman who secretly deposited sperm during oral sex, split up with her boyfriend, used the stash to get pregnant, and sued the unknowing father six years later for child support.

Honorary mention goes to the courts, who pretty much decided she did nothing wrong.                    
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"It wasn't theft, it was a gift!"
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2005, 03:40:23 AM »

I just feel sorry for the child. That child has to live with the knowledge that he was created because his mother was/is a scheming bitch.                    
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"It wasn't theft, it was a gift!"
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2005, 08:07:38 AM »

Makes me wonder.... what if the child decided he wanted to be born that way into the world??!!  :wacko:                    
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"It wasn't theft, it was a gift!"
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2005, 06:46:09 PM »

yeah tell the kid "yeah mummy could have swallowed you alive! luckilly she spits!"
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