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[gungrave17]

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

how do you fit 4 cows in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back

how do you know if there is a cow in the fridge? see if the milk is missing

how do you know if there's 2 cow in the fridge? the door wont close

how do you know if there's 3 cow in the fridge? you can hear them talking

how do you know if there's 4 cow in the fridge? their car is parked outside

what does a gay goat eat? hayyyyyyyyyyyy

[Fan]

How do you know if there's an Advocate in the bed? There's a cow in there, too.

[The Headliner]

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

how do you fit 4 cows in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back

how do you know if there is a cow in the fridge? see if the milk is missing

how do you know if there's 2 cow in the fridge? the door wont close

how do you know if there's 3 cow in the fridge? you can hear them talking

how do you know if there's 4 cow in the fridge? their car is parked outside

Did you snatch a napkin that Harry Hill was scribbling on or something?

[Fan]

How the fuck can the cows get into the fridge if they have no legs?

[Purple Marauder]

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you'll forgive me..' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221'.