Topic: 300 ways you know you view too much wrestling (Read 2071 times)

The Poison · « **Reply #45 on:** March 30, 2005, 09:24:57 PM »

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20) When everybody is peacefully eating at a McDonalds and then out of nowhere, you drive a truck right through the restaurant. Afterwards you grab the furious manager over the counter and give him a stunner. Once you're done gawking in his face,falling over while flipping him off, you proceed to help him up.........only to give him another stunner!
^ Best one yet.

57-When you steal a bunch of you might be watching too much wrestling jokes from a site.

58-When you actually come up with your own.

59-When you lose a fight, you claim you jobbed.

60-You feel the need to put someone in The Sharpshooter when you see them laying on there back.

61-You do the Kevin Nash arm raise thing when you do something awesome. Or the Ric Flair Strut. Or the HHH arm raise thing.

62-You are constantly getting beat up for trying to run into a crowd of people and doing Stings kick, chop, punch combo or Austins punches.

63-You jump of your couch doing double ax handles and elbow drops to your dog.

64-When someone asks you to hand something to them, you begin to hand it to them, but then spit in there face and hit them with it. Then run away and raise it in the air.

65-You suspect your friend may be turning heel soon

66-When your boss tells you to work with in the system you stun him.

67-When you lose at a game, you suspect your friend is playing politics.

68-You set up a fog machine to go off when you open the door.(Edge)(I almost did this once.)

69-Whenever you get hurt, you make a desire video for your "return"

70-You nail someone from behind with a chair, then look around and wait for crowd reaction.

The ones in italics were great,

71. You post in this thread

Mighty Molly · « **Reply #46 on:** March 31, 2005, 10:04:27 AM »

72.When you spend countless hours reading and watching wrestling material.

The Poison · « **Reply #47 on:** April 04, 2005, 05:54:32 PM »

73 When you have wrestling action figures

EgoTistiCal Bitch · « **Reply #48 on:** April 04, 2005, 05:59:42 PM »

74.When its your birthday or christmas and you tell everyone not to get you anything because you want tickets to Raw/Smackdown instead.

The Poison · « **Reply #49 on:** November 20, 2005, 03:05:20 PM »

75. Your child in born on March 16th (3/16), so you stun the doctor and give your baby a beer, since it cannot open the beer, you stun the baby

Cybrus · « **Reply #50 on:** November 20, 2005, 03:15:25 PM »

76. If you take a breif pause after you finish a sentence, and then repeat the very last word you said..........................................said.

77. If you you squeeze that annoying, screeching "Poooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuunnnce....period!" expression into your conversation.

The King of Kings · « **Reply #51 on:** November 20, 2005, 05:27:32 PM »

78: When someone punches you in the face you yell 'YOOOUUUUUUU!!!!' and then start ounching them multiple times in the face, whip them off a rubber wall and give them a big boot.

TheGame · « **Reply #52 on:** November 20, 2005, 05:31:43 PM »

77. If you purposely make Brock Lesnar remain undefeated throughout his whole first year in a Smackdown game.

78. If you form a Kiss my ass club and make all of your enemies join it.

79. If you power walk around town like Mr.McMahon

80. When you have a post count of 13 000 plus on a wrestling forum ( see Headliner)

81. If you wear your Hulkamania T Shirt and start playing the air guitar to his entrance music

82. When you can name every match,every winner at every single PPV.

83. When you find yourself paying for items in 100 dollar JBL bills.

84. When you are convinced that Muhammad Hassan is a terrorist and the FBI should get on his ass/

85.When you have lingerie pillow fights with your mates.

86.When you spend a lot of money on beer and waste it all by drinking it the stone cold way.

The Headliner · « **Reply #53 on:** November 20, 2005, 06:41:51 PM »

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80. When you have a post count of 13 000 plus on a wrestling forum ( see Headliner)

87. The first thing that comes to mind about any given year is a wrestling feud that took place: eg, 1994 = Bret/Owen, 2001 = Invasion.

Lawman · « **Reply #54 on:** November 20, 2005, 07:13:08 PM »

you believe a bra and panties match is a legitimate wrestling endeavour!

Cybrus · « **Reply #55 on:** November 21, 2005, 02:26:43 AM »

89. If the first thing that pops into your head when you see a pizza box and some aluminum foil is "Hey, I bet i could make my own spinning title with that!".

EgoTistiCal Bitch · « **Reply #56 on:** February 09, 2006, 02:59:15 AM »

90.When you are asked to say a few words and when your done you start shouting "can I get a hell yeah".

Ethan · « **Reply #57 on:** February 09, 2006, 03:23:34 AM »

91.) If you get into an arguement with your girlfriend because she likes John Cena. Then to prove he sucks you play her in Smackdown!vsRaw 2006 and use The Hurricane to demolish her

The Poison · « **Reply #58 on:** February 09, 2006, 06:36:37 PM »

You repeat your last name when introducing yourself.

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