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« on: October 25, 2004, 04:53:32 PM »

You know the rules (if your from WX). Just follow the person above you and list as many reasons as you can.
IE. I end with 8 reasons, next person starts with 9

1. You Join A WrestlingForum :shifty:
2. Your name at the aformentioned forum is a wrestler
3. You believe your the boy/girlfriend of a wrestler you like
4. You jump your friend from behind and make a jeering sound
5. You join Tough Enough
6. You think wrestling is real


You start with 7 (If anyone replies, unlike my headlines thread :cry: )                    
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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2004, 06:10:12 PM »

7. You Don't Have A Boyfriend / Girlfriend

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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2004, 10:30:25 PM »

8.Your homepage is the afore mentioned Wrestling site :shifty:                    
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2004, 08:06:12 PM »

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7. You Don't Have A Boyfriend / Girlfriend


:rofl: :shifty:                    
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2004, 03:46:04 PM »

9) You know every wrestler's stats:Birthplace,hight,weight,finisher;)                    
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1.A Few Fine Men feat. John Cena & JBL
2.Braveheart feat. HHH & Ric Flair
3.Forrest Gump feat. Eugene
4.Pulp Fiction feat. Booker T and Eddie Gurrero
5.Basic Instinct feat. Stacy Kiebler,Y2J Chris Jericho,Chris Benoit,Cristian,Mae Young & The Fabulous Moolah

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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2004, 03:52:03 PM »

Hey What's Wrong With That...:shifty:                    
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2004, 03:54:21 PM »

10) You do wrestler's poses in front of the mirror.                    
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2004, 08:57:22 PM »

11. when 4 out of 5 conversations you have in a day are wrestling related.

12. You start drifting from the cheering and replace it with Ric Flair's "Wooo!"

13. You think it's the Undertaker every time you spot a biker or long-haired man with a goatee in leather

14. You constantly sing Triple H's theme song

15. You try to pick up girls the "Val Venis" way

16. You tell people you were burned in a fire set by your brother and had to wear a mask your entire life while being kept in a basement throughout childhood by your evil father, just so you'd get attention.

17. When not a single day goes by without saying, "Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?"

18. You can't stop throwin' up the "W" (John Cena's "Word Life")

19. When "bato loco", "ese", and "Viva la Raza" become part of your everyday vocabulary


somebody do number 20.                    
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2004, 02:06:59 PM »

20) When everybody is peacefully eating at a McDonalds and then out of nowhere, you drive a truck right through the restaurant. Afterwards you grab the furious manager over the counter and give him a stunner. Once you're done gawking in his face,falling over while flipping him off, you proceed to help him up.........only to give him another stunner!

You celebrate by chugging two McFlurries(if that's possible) and then you are carried away by the boys in blue.


Hey, you never know how far a fan will go.:snicker:


21) When you resolve every conflict with your friend, with a wrestling match.                    
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2004, 02:59:28 PM »

22) When you name your son/daughter after a wrestler.                    
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2004, 03:22:20 PM »

23)Your whole room has posters of wrestlers all over it                    
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2004, 01:56:31 PM »

24) You perform wrestling moves on your little brother...                    
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2004, 03:30:01 PM »

25. You've got an overflowing closet of wrestling t-shirts                    
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2004, 08:58:17 PM »

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24) You perform wrestling moves on your little brother...


Hey thats whats they're for


26. In school when the teacher, during a test, is distracted you copy your friends answers and then when she turns around you yell "Hey *insert name here* stop copying" Causing your friend to fail                    
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« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2004, 12:21:10 PM »

lol.... sounds like something Triple H would do.


27. You know that HBK's greatest weakness is double fudge cake with french vanilla ice cream on top                    
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