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Star Studded Story
« on: May 12, 2003, 05:21:48 PM »

Okay, here's a new twist on the "never ending story" concept. It might work, it might not - I guess we'll find out soon enough.

The story begins with two characters who are famous celebrities. They can be singers, actors, sports players, anybody who we're all likely to know. The first post begins the story, using those two characters.

The next person to reply gives only the name of one other celebrity. That's it, just the name. End of post. It can be anybody, but again, someone famous we're all likely to have heard of.

Then, the next reply will continue the story, but bringing this new celebrity into the mix somehow. It doesn't matter how, and it doesn't matter if their involvement lasts beyond one post, but they must be written into the story. Characters can be dropped at any time, to avoid overcrowding the plot, and can also be brought back in at a later point if the current writer desires.

The next post after that is, again, just the name of a celebrity, leaving the next person to continue the story whilst bringing this celebrity into the scene.

I hope that explains it well enough. The first person to reply can begin with the opening paragraph of the story, featuring two famous people. Then, the next poster should only give the name of a new celebrity, leaving the third person to add to the original paragraph using this new character.

Now, go!
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 05:39:23 PM »

:bump:

So to recap...

1st reply: 2 names
2nd reply: Begin the story with these 2 characters
3rd reply: 1 name
4th reply: Continue the story by adding this character
5th reply: 1 name
6th reply: Continue the story by adding this character
7th reply: 1 name

...etc...

Now, go!
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2008, 06:30:21 PM »

Chris Benoit and God
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2008, 11:55:54 PM »

and yea and God said to Chris Benoit, you have to do something crazy, and Chris Benoit said, i can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone, and God said, Oh i'm sorry is this better, check, check, check Jerry pull the wire out im still getting some hiss back here
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2008, 12:14:29 AM »

Jerry Seinfeld
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2008, 06:23:42 PM »

Jerry said," God, I'm not so much a wires and cables type of guy as I am a windows type of guy". God sighed and cast Jerry in new jersy where he fell into the awaiting arms of Eve Mendes.
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2008, 06:33:28 PM »

Roseanne Barr.
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2008, 06:53:36 PM »

Eve Mendes, of course, being cockney rhyming slang for Roseanne Barr:

Eve - Steve - Steve Irwin - Crocodile Hunter - Fat Munter

So to recap, Jerry Seinfeld was actually in the arms of Roseanne Barr, who seemed to be licking her lips.
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2008, 07:53:00 PM »

Charles Manson
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2008, 07:57:41 PM »

And just as Roseanne finished licking her lips, Charles Manson appeared.

Roseanne waddled over to Jerry, still in Eve's arms. Things were getting interested as she prepared to swallow the talentless hack in his entirety. But before she could, Manson chopped Jerry all up to hell with a chainsaw.

"WHY DID YOU KILL HIM? HE WAS MINE!" Roseanne bellowed.

Manson smiled and handed Jerry's thigh to Roseanne. He took a bite of Jerry's breast.

"Today's lesson is sharing, Roseanne."

Roseanne laughed and the two ate Jerry Seinfeld together, in one sitting. All the while, Eve watched on, confused as fuck.
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2008, 11:32:58 PM »

Tupac Shakur
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2008, 12:27:19 PM »

What confused Eve, aside from the fact that she wasn't actually there, was a small piece of fabric hanging from the folds of Roseanne's flesh. Suddenly Ms Barr let out an almighty belch after consuming half of Jerry Seinfeld, and the diaphramic contortions forced out the bandana-wearing Tupac Shakur from within a crease of her midsection.

As the rapper lay dazed on the ground, gasping for air, Roseanne stared down at him. "Hey, I ain't seen you since we were at that boxing match. Everyone thought you were dead!"

Tupac dusted himself off and picked himself up, replying, "Damn, woman, I can't believe you didn't notice. That night, I knew some fool was gonna try and cap me, so I sent a body double while I hid in your gelatinous flab. You were supposed to shake me out once you knew I was there, but I've been trapped in your fat the last twelve years!"
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Re: Star Studded Story
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2008, 04:14:05 PM »

Mr. Burns!!!

*hopes for a sex scene*
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