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[Illusion]

All day I thought it was hilarious to pull people's trousers down when they least expect it and I got him earlier in front of my mum when we were getting dinner.  Hilarious.

Then later I was just letting Omar out to go toilet and H-Man was walking downstairs looking all vulnerable and what not so I went for it.  Everything came down and he stood there for like a minute thrusting at me with a look of determination before running back upstairs with his pants still around his ankles.  My mum could visibly see him standing on the stairs and was shouting "WHAT'S GOING ON?" and Mark (another Englishman that lives with us because his mum next door decided there was no room for him there no more) was just around the corner.

What has been seen can never be unseen. 

[Hazzy]

Ok there was no thrusting. I just didn't realise my undies had come down until I saw you looking at my penis and looked down myself.

He did  it like 4 more times last night too, he's obsessed. Its like now he's had a visual taste of what I have to offer, he can't help himself.

[Illusion]

I didn't, and also what I posted was your version.  I still think you weren't wearing any underwear.

[Hazzy]

I WAS WEARING GOD DAMN UNDERWEAR. I THREW IT AT YOU LATER THAT NIGHT.

You don't know what you've started. When you least expect it, maybe when all this has blown over and you don't walk around holding your pants up, I'll get you. I'll get ALL of you. I'll expose your bare dick like Michael Angelo.

When you least expect it...

[Advocate]

This is not news.  You saw his cock the first day you guys saw each other.

[Illusion]

Even though he lives in the UK for some reason he's circumcised.  And his balls are triangles.

[The Headliner]

This thread is useless withou... Wait, actually it's just fine.

[Ethan]

I think it's time you both just go ahead and pronounce your love.

[Illusion]

Well now he's seen my naked ass.  He decided it was time for a little revenge so he waited all day long until my guard was down then when it finally was, exposed me to Mark.

Now I'm going to have to get him back and I'm not sure where our limit will be or where this is going, but I will not be afraid.

[Hazzy]

My plan is to expose him to all his family members one by one.

And then random members of the public.

[The Gopher]

This is not news.  You saw his cock the first day you guys saw each other.

Wrong - they've just now worked up the courage to leave the lights on. 

[Hazzy]

No the first night we just played with his jizz sock.

[The Headliner]

Yeah, stop trying to tarnish their wholesome image, Gopher.

[The Gopher]

Yeah, stop trying to tarnish their wholesome image, Gopher.

I'm sorry, guys. Please don't sue me for slander. 

[gungrave17]