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[The Headliner]

The off topic/spamtastic equivalent of this thread. So this is a bit like an X000 Replies thread but without the burden of a target looming over it. Just post any thoughts or comments you can't be bothered starting a thread for.

[Matches Malone]

Why is it hard being me?

[The Gopher]

That's what my penis asks.

[The Headliner]

I'll bet it does. No one would like being shoved head first repeatedly up a cow's sphincter.

[The Gopher]

...which reminds me, I'm about due for my sixth.

[The Headliner]

I wish I could play the piano. That's the one instrument I'd pick to learn, if I had the time and dedication (and, y'know, a piano). Look at this when he gets going:



I'd love to be able to do that. And that's his interpretation of a tune he heard in a videogame, playing by ear, and then he wrote the sheet music for others to use. Keep your poser guitars, this is the kind of musical talent that awes me.

[The Headliner]

Wow, sale of the century.

[The Gopher]

I miss the 3000 replies thread. 

[The Headliner]

That's kind of what this was meant to be, without all the "+1" posts and the sense of futility that a 4000 Replies thread would bring.

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[The Gopher]

Did I mention that I quit smoking?

Well, mostly.

I started taking Chantix last Monday. I have not bought a pack of cigarettes in 8 days. I was a pack a day smoker! I usually have one cigarette throughout the day, taking a few puffs and putting it out because it's so terrible. I didn't wanna brag about it on here just yet, as I've tried several times to quit in the past... but... I think I could really do it this time! 

[The Headliner]

We believe in you Gopher and we know you won't let us down. Because you'd be a real jerk to do that.

[Hazzy]

What's Chantix?

[The Gopher]

It's some prescription drug that blocks the dopamines (sp?) that cigarettes release in your brain - pretty much nullifying the pleasant feelings associated with smoking. It makes it two where I can smoke half a cigarette two or three times a day and it tastes and feels awful, tricking my body into not wanting it. 

[Hazzy]

One drug to quit another drug. What WILL they think of next!??

[The Gopher]

Well, this is a four week drug - you take it until the physical addiction to nicotine has passed.

Least that's how it works in theory.