Some no-name twonk decides to make a statement/steal the headlines by attacking Rupert Murdoch with a custard pie during the parliamentary hearings. Then proceeds to get absolutely twatted by Mrs Murdoch, and dumped on Twitter by his girlfriend. Serves him right for taking the spotlight off the matter at hand just to risk turning ol' Rupes into a sympathetic figure.
And once again a Gap Year Anarchist succeeds in his lifetime's ambition: to get all the attention. Well done. *slow hand clap*
Although someone on another site put it best:
"If this was in America, the guy would've just shot him; over here, a custard pie. Wonderful."
'Tis rather a bit Beano, really. If you feel you must throw something, at least make it a shoe. Then you could shout "Let's see how you tap with that!" or something.