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[The Headliner]

So then I tried one of the original two places from the weekend and predictably, that was still closed too. But the other one wasn't, so I finally got my hair tidied up and won't have to turn up at my sister's wedding looking like the protagonist from some Japanese RPG.

[Hazzy]

Shoulda just bought some scissors and go crazy in front of a mirror.

[The Headliner]

I don't need scissors to do that.

[Kraul]

Should have gotten a real man's hairstyle and shaved your head with a razor.

[The Headliner]

Then Scoop wouldn't be able to keep her hands off me. With fists unclenched I mean.

[Hazzy]

I got a vegetarian cook book this morning, went and bought some ingredients to make a vegetarian mushroom/nut lasagne or whatever. And I got ingredients to make a carrot cake too.

It took a while because I'm new to measurements and stuff so I took my time. I got a fan assisted oven, and the book doesnt give times or anything for that. So I made the carrot cake up, put it in the oven, was supposed to be in there for half hour but within 10 mintues it was burning on top. I turned it down a bit but kept it in there the whole time. Now I've tasted it, the inside is nice and moist and soft and tastes good, but all around the outside of the tin and on top its crusty and burnt in some parts.

The lasagne i thought I'd learn from that, so didn't keep it in as long. I cut into it to test and it seemed done, so dished it up and started eating, and the lasagne sheets weren't done properly, they were way too hard.

So I kinda ruined what coulda been two good things to eat, and its made me look at all the other recipes in the book like "whats the point, I'll only ruin it".

But I guess I'll learn.

[gungrave17]

vegetarians: mother nature's bitch

[Kraul]

But I guess I'll learn.

Or hurt someone.

[Illusion]

He can only hurt himself.  Him turning vegetarian and not buying meat at Tesco today is too offensive, so I'm showing my disgust by refusing to eat his cooking.

[Purple Marauder]

You should get some blood from the butcher and throw it on him in protest.

[Kraul]

And scream "NON-MURDERER!" at him while you do it.

[Hazzy]

Tonight I'm cooking something like that. It's called Gnocchi, which is like little potato cakes that are boiled, and I'm gunna make a tomato sauce and add Sardine. See how this one turns out.  It's already gone wrong, you're supposed to mash potatoes and add flour so its a 'soft but not sticky' dough, and even though I added about double the flour the recipe told me to, it was still really sticky, so I just used it as it was. Prolly come out shit now.

[Purple Marauder]

Looks like a plate full of grub worms from the Amazon.

[The Headliner]

Sardine? Are you one of those fake vegetarians who still eat fish?

[Purple Marauder]

He eats it while sitting on his leather couch.