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[Kraul]

I'm disappointed in myself...

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Disappointed that when I returned a few months ago I didn't make a post saying "FINALLY....THE KNIGHTKRAULER HAS COME BACK...TO WRESTLEXPRESS". 

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And that is the first time I've referred to myself as "The Knightkrauler" in I don't know how long.

I hate this name and that one, too.

[The Headliner]

We need a return from That 80s Guy.

[Kraul]

I've thought about it.

What I really need is more random references to Nord The Barbarian in my posts again.

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HUSS!

[Purple Marauder]

We interrupt the regularly scheduled program with breaking news. It seems that at roughly 2:45am eastern time, Kraul urinated. For more on this breaking news, we take you to Tony Abdul who is on the scene.

Just minutes ago at this very toilet, witnesses say they saw Xavier Kraul, better known as "Kraul", urinate. Now while the details are still a bit hazzy, eyewitnesses say that the actual urination lasted less than a minute. Activity started quickly and was steady for twenty seconds or so before eventually slowling to a trickle. Before anyone had time to react, it was over in a flush.

We're still getting reports coming in on what happened. We can only assume that we will learn more as this story develops.

Back to you, Matt.

Thank you, Tony. As an added note, Mayor Maak was quoted:

"...it's relieving, no pun intended, to see a normal bladder at work rather than the apparent eighty year old bladder belonging to Mr. Loner. Seriously, who takes a bathroom break every twenty minutes other than Jerry Lawler at Girl Scouts Convention?"

We'll report more on this incident as information is released. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

[Kraul]

That quote is freaking gold.

[Purple Marauder]

I thought so.

[The Headliner]

Now while the details are still a bit hazzy

I knew he was into that stuff, the freak.

[The Headliner]

I wish I could get into wrestling from Japan, Liger look like a Power Ranger, how sweet is that.

[The Headliner]

I've had this stuck in my mind all day long:

"Mock (yeah)
Ing (yeah)
Bird (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)"

It's from a scene in Dumb And Dumber. I don't know why it was in my mind because I haven't seen that movie since last year and I haven't really thought about Dumb And Dumber, but the song is still in my mind. Just think about it. Almost 12 hours of:

"Mock (yeah)
Ing (yeah)
Bird (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)"

Repeating over and over and over again in your mind.

You're welcome.

[The Headliner]

Not one particular quote, but I've just spent the past little while giggling away to myself like a loon at how this thread degenerated and took on a life of its own (business as usual at the time):

http://www.wrestlexpress.com/index.php/topic,8903.0.html

El Jackal in particular might enjoy the trip down Memory Lane.

[El Jackal]

Haha, oh my.. I had forgotten about most of that. It was a good read.. slow start but then the laughter did flow.

[The Headliner]

This guy sounds awesome! Can't wait to see him in the WWE.

Just adding my two pence...

A post that was made for this thread. See if you can guess the subject before clicking.

[Hazzy]

You quote me in this thread too often.

[The Headliner]

what old championship would you like 2 see on Raw and who wood u like 2 see as champion

id like to see either the old u.s. title , and the old intercontinental title ( white strap also )

Well it took nearly seven years, but ¤ ZerO KooL ¤ has finally gotten as close to his wish as he's gonna get.

[The Gopher]

...I really don't wanna know how much time it took for you to pull that one out.