The camera fades in and we see John Slider standing in the outdoors, the light from the sun is so bright behind him it is as if he is standing, glowing, in front of an iron white curtain. "Hello, everybody" Slider says with a smirk on his face as he steps into the sun's rays thereby blocking the blinding light, and John turns to smile at a giant sign in the distance, "I am here in front of the Jamestown High Security Prison, the same prison that the 'XCon' spent some of his illustrious criminal time behind bars." Slider walks over to the camera, picks it up, and walks closer and closer to a building in the distance.
John stands at the front gates of the giant institution before addressing us once again, "For the next 24-hours I will be documenting my own personal experience. See, Julian Bosley prances around the HPW Locker-room as if he is some kind of certified badass just because he spent a little time in the slammer, well, I guess it's my time to prove myself." John looks at the guard, and nods as three armed police officers come through the gate and haul Slider inside.
Time Spent in Prison: 20min
John is standing inside what looks to be a rather large cafeteria wearing an orange jumpsuit, obviously filming the segment himself. "Well, it has been roughly twenty minutes and I don't feel anymore like a badass, I'll update you all in a --" just as Slider is about to finish his sentence and turn the camera off two men approach. "Hello buddy," the bald man says to Slider while smiling at his skinnier, dark-haired companion. "We're here to offer you protection, see, we know who you are. You're a big professional wrestling superstar, a celebrity, a rich celebrity. You throw a little something our way, and we'll make sure you make it through your stay safe and sound." Slider laughs, "Absolutely, name your price. It appears you already know my name, but I'm afraid I must have missed yours." The bald man extends his hand, "Verne. Verne Shillinger, and this is my friend Chris Keller." Slider shakes their hands, "Nice to meet you, boys."
Time Spent in Prison: 4hr30min
Slider is seen sitting at a table, Chris Keller at his side, with a hand of cards, the two of them are obviously playing poker. "Am I doing this right, is it recording?" a familiar voice says from behind the lens. "You're doing great, Verne." Slider says as he throws down his hand "Yahtzee!" Chris puts his cards down, too and smiles, "You win again, man!"
Time Spent in Prison: 12hr30min
A loud thump is heard as the camera lifts from a table in the cafeteria and John sits down with Verne and Chris to start their last meal of the day. "This isn't so bad," Slider says as he shovels a scoop of grits into his mouth. "Julian Bosley talks all his crap, that he can beat a former world champion like myself just because he lived here for a few months? Bull. This is like a paradise, I can live here for free, get fed for free, play poker for free, work-out for free, jerk-off for free, I don't have to do my own laundry, I don't have to clean up my own mess. This isn't a breeding ground lively producing badasses, this is a playground. Am I right, boys?" Verne and Chris look up from their trays, "Oh yeah, buddy."
Time Spent in Prison: 14hr10min
"Well, it's just about lights out," Slider says as the lights go off and the night vision on his camera kicks on. "Well, I guess it's time for me to go to bed on this nice comfortable cot, with not one but two pillows. I must be honest, a few days ago, this whole ex-convict persona, hardened in prison, deal that Bosley bragged about, I was buying it hook, line and sinker. Now I see it's a load of crap. I think I've actually gotten weaker in the few hours I've been here. 'Night fans."
Time Spent in Prison 23hr15min
"Now I go to take a shower, and no, you can't watch."
Time Spent in Prison 23hr45min
"Well, I dropped the soap. I was about to get gang banged by some of Julian's old friends, but my boys Verne and Chris helped me out." Slider smiles and extends his hand to his new friends, "I guess it's time for me to go and get ready for my match on Sunday." Chris Keller embraces Slider in a hug, "It's been nice getting to know you, man." Verne pats Slider on the back and tells him to kick Julian's ass this week on HPW and that they'll be watching.
The two convicts escort Slider to the entrance where the real video crew comes in and Slider prepares to address them. Just as Slider is about to open his mouth the two imprisoned men knock him to the ground and begin beating him with their firsts. Slider tries to cover up, obviously taken off his guard, blood begins to come from the HPW superstar's mouth as he seemingly goes unconscious. Keller goes down and grabs Sliders left arm, a violent crack can be heard as his forearm is visibly snapped in two. "Turn the cameras off!" a news anchor is heard, but the live feed continues to roll. Immediatley following the snapping of his arm Slider jolts awake and screams in pain as Keller goes to grab the other arm, security rushes in and pulls the two men away as Chris yells back "That's for Julian, you piece of crap." "Good luck on Sunday, sweet cheeks" Verne yells from the distance as Slider lays motionless and the camera fades black.