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A Monster Awakens
« on: August 14, 2009, 05:59:45 AM »
The chains have again been broken.

In the year that has passed since HPW’s return to our TV screens, leaders have been overthrown, good has become bad (and vice versa) and rivalries have been deep-seated and personal. Turmoil has been the common theme throughout. And that peace and quiet will now be shaken to its core with the return of the beast, Morlo. As HPW is about to learn that turmoil is a relative term, and the level is about to rise. To boil. Uncontrollably.

The sadistic owner of this company, Harrison Hughes, has resigned Morlo; awoken the monster, and unleashed him upon the poor souls that make up the HPW roster. Here at HPW.Com, we wonder if even he knows what he’s let himself in for.

Morlo carries with him a fearsome reputation. Under the old HPW management he caused nothing but trouble, injuring those who stood before him and pushing the boundaries of punishment week after week. His most feared maneuver, The Claw, in which he attempted to crush his opponent’s skull between his vice-like fingers, was as lethal as it gets in a wrestling match. The move was outlawed by management as the casualties began to pile up, but Morlo was never one to listen to authority. The rules will not protect you against this man when inside the squared circle - if you’re lucky, he’ll end the match first and then lock in the claw. At least that way officials can try - try - and help you. During the match you’re nothing but Morlo’s play-thing.

But the claw is just one of many despicable moves in his arsenal. How would you like a running boot to the side of your head? Or a devastating choke-slam. Or a gut-pounding Gore. Hell, forget about the boot to the side of the head, how about a standing boot straight in the center of your mush.  Let’s all hope Illy Mustafa doesn’t walk in front of Morlo’s cross-hairs, or his movie-star good looks may not last past a 3-count.

This Sunday, not content with just one opponent, Morlo will face two of the HPW academy’s top rising stars. Many will be familiar with Paul Reid, but Larry “Ginger” Cain is a relative unknown. If you’d like to find out more about either man, best to do so now, before Sunday. After Sunday, there may not be much left of them.
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Re: A Monster Awakens
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2009, 06:09:16 AM »
Awesome refresher. :yes:

Morlo's one of my favorite characters from the old HPW.
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Re: A Monster Awakens
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2009, 09:46:23 AM »
Hellz yeah,Morlo! I remember when he got shocked by tazers in a steel cage,due to Illusion's deception.
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We're such unique and self-aware creatures,yet we can't be the paradigm or standard that goes above simply being an animal,we find ways to be worse than them.

Funny how when it's the poor that steal,it's theivery,but when it's the rich that commit the same atrocity on a much more massive level,it's business as usual.

Money makes the world go around...until it spins straight off of its own axis.

To theists, God is the clutch that sets everything into gear. To atheists, God is the imaginary crutch that sets everything into fear.

We're both devils. Wanna know which one you are?

Matter comes and writes the play,for it's a messed up ID. Forget the keys in your hand that lock up liberty for the benefit of divinity,for if not,you are not self,without anew to be.

Evangelicals and dominionists are somewhere in between nuts and asshole. They're perineum cancers. They're twernt tumors. Because if they twernt there,they wouldn't be a pain in America's ass. And they wish to wipe their excrement with the Constitution.

Civility and common sense are the first causalities to make room for large egos and larger wallets.

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Re: A Monster Awakens
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2009, 10:06:30 AM »
When was that? Are you thinking of this show, when Daunte was tazered thanks to Illusion?
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Re: A Monster Awakens
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2009, 12:40:04 PM »
Ha,my bad. Sometimes I remember things wrong.
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We're such unique and self-aware creatures,yet we can't be the paradigm or standard that goes above simply being an animal,we find ways to be worse than them.

Funny how when it's the poor that steal,it's theivery,but when it's the rich that commit the same atrocity on a much more massive level,it's business as usual.

Money makes the world go around...until it spins straight off of its own axis.

To theists, God is the clutch that sets everything into gear. To atheists, God is the imaginary crutch that sets everything into fear.

We're both devils. Wanna know which one you are?

Matter comes and writes the play,for it's a messed up ID. Forget the keys in your hand that lock up liberty for the benefit of divinity,for if not,you are not self,without anew to be.

Evangelicals and dominionists are somewhere in between nuts and asshole. They're perineum cancers. They're twernt tumors. Because if they twernt there,they wouldn't be a pain in America's ass. And they wish to wipe their excrement with the Constitution.

Civility and common sense are the first causalities to make room for large egos and larger wallets.

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Re: A Monster Awakens
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2009, 02:32:55 PM »
Morlo was still a part of it, so your memory's not completely warped. :D
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