 June 18, 2009, 07:29:26 PM | #0 |
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Ok, I drink but usually not enough to do much to me. I don't drink to get overly drunk. I haven't done things like this since I was 21.
Sunday night 8pm. The phone rings.
Robert (friend of mine): Dude you want to go get a drink tonight? I've had a shitty day.
Me: Yea, that works for me. I've had a long day too, and I'm off tomorrow. Where?
Robert: Park place Mary and Jane will come and so will Chris. be there around 11:30?
Me: alright.
Park Place is a gay club. So obviously I won't be getting any this night, so I don't bring my protection. Which doesn't really bother me I don't feel like hooking up and not to make myself seem like some women attracting Magnet. I'm not I go out 10 times and maybe 3 of those times I get a number or more.
So I get there late, as I tend to. As most of the people live within 10 or so minutes of the place. Or work very close by, while I'm about 30 minutes out. I get there and immediately am met with Rum and coke. Which I slam that down in a spanse of 2 minutes. I'm pretty thirsty so I order another and Yeager/redbull shot. Slam those down.
So within the hour I'm pretty drunk as I've downed 6 rum and cokes and 4 shots. Again I'm not much of a drinker, so at this point I'm slurring my words. Telling my friends I love them etc. Then I get a phone call. From one of my ex's (which I would never date again because she's crazy. However we're friends.) Thinking to hear her voice I get a friend of hers. Now I don't remember the conversation exactly. I do remember parts where she wanted me to growl for her and asked me a bunch of sexual question.
By the end of the night she was sending me pictures of herself naked and otherwise to my phone. Asking for me to do the same. Fortunately its way too dark in the club to anyway. So we decide to hook up. As I go to leave my friend Robert offers to take me there. As I'm way too drunk to operate a vehicle. I oblidge.
On the way there, the shots don't sit right and I hurl everywhere and pass out. I wake up sitting in my drive way. My car behind me smelling of vomit and I'm thorougly confused.
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| June 19, 2009, 12:11:06 AM | #2 |
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Wow, I have been there. You've just got to learn to expect the unexpected, brother.  |
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| June 19, 2009, 03:41:00 AM | #3 |
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I have an exam in like 50 minutes that I've revised for more than any other exam ever.
If I fail I'm gonna become a drunk and do crazy stuff like sit through TNA Impact without skipping any of it.
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| June 19, 2009, 04:04:51 AM | #4 |
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So...uh...what happened with the girl?  If I were you Ethan, I'd check the trunk before the cops do. |
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| June 19, 2009, 05:27:37 AM | #5 |
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By the end of the night she was sending me pictures of herself naked and otherwise to my phone.
Post the pics or GTFO. |
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| June 19, 2009, 03:41:39 PM | #6 |
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That doesn't sound like that bad of a night to me really.. I mean, sure, the vomit part isn't all that awesome. But the rest just sounds like a normal night out for me for most of last year.. I've calmed it down a lot recently though.
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| June 20, 2009, 07:49:02 AM | #7 |
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Lol, I should post the pictures just out of spite for my failed mission.
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| June 20, 2009, 09:18:10 AM | #8 |
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Lol, I should post the pictures just out of spite for my failed mission.
Agreed. |
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| June 22, 2009, 06:26:45 PM | #10 |
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I'm a pretty douchey guy. Lol no I won't post them, over some long thought process I decided against this course of action. Though if she burns me then yes, they shall be all over the webs as I chuckle. |
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| June 23, 2009, 12:19:04 PM | #11 |
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I'm a pretty douchey guy. Say it ain't so, Joe...  |
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| June 24, 2009, 05:02:18 PM | #12 |
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Come now gopher I've been here what 2-3 years now. I'm pretty sure you'd know I'm not a douche. I'm just human. However, no I wouldn't do that even if it would bring me an endless amount of evil joy.
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| July 27, 2009, 08:09:40 PM | #13 |
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| July 28, 2009, 05:25:25 PM | #14 |
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Thats true, in all truth I forgot about the incident. Thanks for refreshing my memory.
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