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Re: Last Movie You've Seen
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2009, 06:39:07 AM »

Watchmen

It was decent, but I was expecting something better. I think it had potential, I liked how it re-wrote history and there were a few subtle things I can't remember now but when I was watching I was like "haha". I think maybe they coulda made me care about it all a bit more though. It was a lot about the super heros and not much about the fact that the world was about to end - maybe they mentioned it a lot but I never really cared that the world was about to be nuked, so when the swerve about it not being a nuke that attacked but that smart guy, I aint really care much.

But it was cool, I liked the look of it and I liked all the super hero characters. Effects were pretty awesome.
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« Reply #31 on: July 11, 2009, 01:32:04 AM »

Checked out five movies at the cinema this week (plus Reservoir Dogs and Lady in the Water), here are the reviews:

Away We Go (2009) is undoubtedly Sam Mendes' most modest picture yet, and that is precisely why it is so refreshing. Maya Rudolph and John Krasinski are so intriguing and ‘cool’ that they seem like two of your best buddies. This is one of the more pleasant and enchanting shows to rear its charming head in this somewhat dull summer season. 8/10

Brüno (2009) brings in as many gasps from shock as it does laughs, while still being, debatably, just as satisfying as Borat. Brüno does well by pure dint of Cohen’s unmatched skill and uncanny ability to visualize, and then boldly perform, the most shocking skits possible. When you delve beneath the rough exterior, Sacha is obviously spinning the mirror on everyday people and asking us if we can see how ignorant and untrue most generalizations and stereotypes about homosexuals truly are. 7/10

Lady in the Water (2006) is pretty embarrassing; has M. Night lost his grip on filmmaking? What is most aggravating regarding this film is that none of the supposedly intelligent characters ever considered the prospect that nothing paranormal is really happening. The movie begins ridiculously and then somehow manages to become even more ridiculous. 2/10

My Sister's Keeper (2009) undoubtedly tries to be a film of distinguished compassion and splendor sentiments kept to a small amount. Their attempt is virtually unsuccessful, as they also try to make the audience reach for their tissues at every turn. The story and its moral is simply exquisite and charming, but its intentions are contradictory and ultimately leaves me, as a viewer, feeling manipulated. 6/10

Public Enemies (2009) is a respectable and slightly above-par glance at the short life of John Dillinger, however, by no means is it the work of art it could and should have been. The FBI's daring and innovative ideas may have succeeded, but the director’s certainly do not. While this film brings the facts and goes far with its knowledge of history, it just simply does not go far enough. 6/10

Reservoir Dogs (1992) is most likely Quentin Tarantino's most coarse and uncultured piece, but it powerfully competes for the merit of being his greatest. This film is an unprecedented, unchallenged, and unexpected tour de force. 10/10

Whatever Works (2009) was founded on a screenplay written by Woody Allen over three decades ago, but with his infinite wisdom and some minor tweaks the story is still culturally, mentally, and socially relevant. Larry David is a perfect muse for Woody; David triumphantly grips and embraces the script and his character beautifully. I know it is not as trendy to say this as it was once upon a time, but I adore Woody Allen. 8/10
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Re: Last Movie You've Seen
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2009, 09:36:39 PM »

Bruno - it was lude, crude and just completely over the top. Exactly what you want from a Sacha Baron Cohen film. People will be offended, and people will hate it.. but for people like me, the humour was greatly appreciated.

Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince - Having watched from The Philosopher's Stone through to Order Of The Phoneix before reading any of the books, the movies entertained me to a great degree. Since then I've read all seven books, so this was the first movie that I was comparing to the book.. and it let me down, big style. They missed so much out, they altered so many things.. and just pretty much destroyed it.

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and I'm pretty sure there was a lot more that I can't remember.

All in all, a big let down.
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Re: Last Movie You've Seen
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2009, 09:38:09 PM »

Where the fuck do you live Jackal?  :lol:
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« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2009, 09:45:33 PM »

Sunny old England my good man. If you're asking where I live because of the fact that I've already seen Harry Potter, then I should point out that I work at Odeon the cinema.. early viewings are just one of the many perks.
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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2009, 09:50:33 PM »

I've noticed quite a few of the reviews you've done on here have been before the 'official' release dates, I'm jealous!  :lol:
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Re: Last Movie You've Seen
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2009, 09:58:15 PM »

They need some way to make up for the lousy pay.. seriously, what I earn.. I don't even think is minimum wage.

Land Of The Lost - I watched this a few nights ago, it was a pirate but almost mint copy. I enjoyed this film, lots of laughs, a decent story considering the premise.. but the acting was a bit meh, and you could tell Ferrel had been really toned down for this movie, being more family orientated than most of his previous projects. There were some sections where the movie just went a bit, umm.. for lack of a better word, "out there". But that is the whole idea of the film, so.. yeah. 5/10.
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« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2009, 05:07:59 AM »

I would gladly swap jobs with you Jackel and work for popcorn. I aint really wanna get the kind "minimum wage" type job in tesco or whatever, but if I have to for uni, then I'd want it to be in a cinema. Ionno what I'd swap you with, cause I aint got a job, but...I want your job. If I ever apply for the local odean, there any way you can ensure I get the job?  :nod: :yes: Make it happen.

And you're right about the films, they aint compare anywhere near to the books. Harry Potter was the first time I realised that when everyone says the books are better than films (not just harry potter, about any book adaptions), they're usually right. Same with Da Vinci Code/Angels and Demons.

But I heard the latest film is good because it doesn't try and follow the book so much, it kinda takes the main points and makes its own story based on it all. Thats what the review I read said anyway.
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Re: Last Movie You've Seen
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2009, 09:03:07 PM »

The Hangover

I went to see this movie this weekend ( so I'm slow on the up take, sue me). Anyway, this movie was hilarious. I actually had tears in my eyes laughing at a couple of spots. And, somethings I think I found funnier than most people...like Fat Jesus. :lol: Still cracks me up. Excellent film and should leave you in a good mood.
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« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2009, 08:57:16 PM »

Bruno - it was lude, crude and just completely over the top. Exactly what you want from a Sacha Baron Cohen film. People will be offended, and people will hate it.. but for people like me, the humour was greatly appreciated.



Just got back from it.  Way more controversial than Borat, but funny as fuck.  I almost pissed myself, laughing so hard
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« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2009, 04:29:29 PM »

Bruno

Pretty much sucked. I didn't laugh once, just smiled a few times maybe, or thought something was a funny situation. Like the ending with the making out in the cage and all the knuckleheads raging outside, that was pretty great. But I still didn't laugh at it, was more like "haha". Rest was kinda lame and forced. I didn't like the structure or whatever either, didn't seem to flow well. Bruno's accent was annoying and seemed inconsistent, his voice over was irritating, it wasn't all that shocking. Coulda done a lot more with it. Most of the stuff that was supposed to be shocking seemed too staged so didn't really have that much of an impact. And I don't think Bruno is a good character anyway, wasn't really hoping for much.
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« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2009, 02:57:01 PM »

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

I thought it was really good. I'd heard good and bad things about it, but I thought it stuck to the book pretty well and still made an entertaining film. Some bits I watched thinking "if I hadn't read all the books, ionno if I'd have known what they were talking about then", but I think I've prolly felt like that in all the films. Cause I go in knowing what's gunna happen, but the movie teases it slowly so I'm thinking "ok but when are they gunna explain that..."

The book is better, like all the films, and most films, but it's probably my third favourite film. Azkaban first, Order of the Pheonix second and then this. I was surprised they didn't have that much big epic CGI battles either, which was a good thing - theres a huge battle at the end of the book that I was expecting to be a huge magic-fest in the film, but they cut it out.

I liked it anyway.  :)
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« Reply #42 on: July 20, 2009, 03:40:14 PM »

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
This Movie....started off really slow and lame.  About half way through I was so bored that I was about ready to shut it off, but decided not to, and that was a good idea.  The last 30-45 minutes of this movie were hilarious, probably funny enough to make up for the other parts of the movie.  I'm partial because I think that Kevin James looks like me  :D.  However, dispite the hilarity of the end of the movie, I still give this movie: 2/5

The Wrestler
This movie was alright.  It was a good story.  I think that Mickey Rourke played the part very well.  This movie was like any other movie, it had it's highs and it's lows, but the lows were extremely low, and the highs weren't that high at all.  I enjoyed the Ron Killings and ROH cameo's. 
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With that being said, I give this movie 4/5

Eagle Eye
I really liked this movie.  I enjoyed the story and the idea.  I thought that the only thing that they could have added was a smidgen more character development, but you got the jist of it, the guy is a fuck up who is sad because his twin brother died and the woman is your typical mother who would do anything to protect her child.  In my opinion, this movie had a good mix of suspense, action, and a good plot.  I score this movie: 4/5

Pineapple Express
This movie was funny.  I am however, glad that I did not spend money to watch it.  This movie is what you would expect from a movie with Seth Rogan in it, cheap humor with little to no substance, but still worth watching because it makes you laugh.  I don't really have much to say about this movie, so my rating for this movie is: 2/5
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Re: Last Movie You've Seen
« Reply #43 on: July 20, 2009, 03:48:33 PM »

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
This Movie....started off really slow and lame.  About half way through I was so bored that I was about ready to shut it off, but decided not to, and that was a good idea.  The last 30-45 minutes of this movie were hilarious, probably funny enough to make up for the other parts of the movie.  I'm partial because I think that Kevin James looks like me  :D.  However, dispite the hilarity of the end of the movie, I still give this movie: 2/5

I hate this movie. It was not funny. I think I chuckled maybe twice. Very Lame.
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« Reply #44 on: July 21, 2009, 12:16:33 PM »

Knowing
This movie was awesome.  Again, I loved the concept.  I am a sucker for conspiracy theories/armageddon theories (I am fascinated by December 21, 2012).  I thought that they could have used some more time to build some caracter development, but what they did was good, because they built character while going thru the story, which is what is lacking in most movies these days.  And the ending...to die for, totally unexpected! 5/5

Haunting In Connecticut
This movie, too, was awesome.  Usually when I hear the word 'horror' I run and hide, as I am a HUGE sissy when it comes to being scared.  But, I actually enjoyed this movie.  Unlike basicly all other horror movies, this movie actually had a good plot and good acting.  Maybe it was the fact that it was based on a true story? I'm not sure, but I would say this is the best horror movie that I've ever seen. 4/5
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