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5 Things you've never done
« on: June 05, 2009, 02:48:45 PM »
That are relatively normal things to do so not "become King of England" and shit like that.

1)  Learn how to ride a bike.
2)  Learn how to drive.
3)  Smoke a cigarette.
4)  Drink a beer.
5)  Eat KFC/Burger King/Dominoes Pizza and a bunch of other stuff because they aren't anywhere near where I live. :(
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 03:06:35 PM »
I'm not gunna name 5 cause i'll be here forever trying to make the list.

Can't even think of 1...

Technically I haven't smoked a cigarette, but when I was 8ish me, my bro (who woulda been 11/12) and couple his friends went out into the alley behind my house and they had a cigarette, and we passed it round. But when it was my turn (I begged them to let me), I actually blew on it instead of sucking the smoke in. So, I guess i've kinda half-smoked before.

Drink a beer I haven't done. I sipped something when I was like 4 or 5, but other than that not a drop of alcohol has passed these lips. So that's another one, I've never been drunk.

Never had proper sex. Like from the age of 10 onwards I've never seen a girl naked in person.

Earlier I solved a Rubik's cube for the very first time, so thats one I can cross off the list.

OH, I've never actually burped that I remember. Maybe as a baby I did, but I like, physically can't do it. And it's not like I need to but can't, I guess all my gas just goes downwards.
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 03:08:18 PM »
1.Done drugs.
2.Had a vehicle of my own.
3.Got my Driver's license.
4.Went outside of America.
5.Had a child.
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 04:03:52 PM »
1 Had a cup of coffee
2 smoked a cigarette
3. drove a car
4. had a license
5. Walked up a hill
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 04:08:16 PM »
You've never walked up a hill?  How did you not do that?  Where do you live?

I wanna move there.  I hate hills.
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 04:20:39 PM »
I've never drunk coffee or tea.
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 04:26:44 PM »
Quote from: Hazzy on June 05, 2009, 03:06:35 PM
I'm not gunna name 5 cause i'll be here forever trying to make the list.

Can't even think of 1...

Technically I haven't smoked a cigarette, but when I was 8ish me, my bro (who woulda been 11/12) and couple his friends went out into the alley behind my house and they had a cigarette, and we passed it round. But when it was my turn (I begged them to let me), I actually blew on it instead of sucking the smoke in. So, I guess i've kinda half-smoked before.

Drink a beer I haven't done. I sipped something when I was like 4 or 5, but other than that not a drop of alcohol has passed these lips. So that's another one, I've never been drunk.

Never had proper sex. Like from the age of 10 onwards I've never seen a girl naked in person.

Earlier I solved a Rubik's cube for the very first time, so thats one I can cross off the list.

OH, I've never actually burped that I remember. Maybe as a baby I did, but I like, physically can't do it. And it's not like I need to but can't, I guess all my gas just goes downwards.

So if you have not had proper sex, what type of sex have you had?  I am assuming that you put the word "proper" in there for a reason.

I gotta take you guys out.  First, beer and coffee rule, period.  But I doubt if you do not like one, you will like the other.  Anyway, this is for me:

- Never watched Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter
- Failed a class
- Got a tattoo or piercing
- Been married, engaged, or had a kid.
- Done drugs harder than weed.

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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2009, 04:58:31 PM »
I liive in Wyoming and its very flat here. Nearest hill is a 30 minute drive. I have driven up them but never actully walked up one
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2009, 06:00:26 PM »
I aint had proper penetrative sex. But when I was a lot younger,  before I knew what I was doing, I rolled around naked with a girl and we tried to do it. I guess it was like doctors and nurses type stuff.

It's gay, that was when I was like 5 or 6, and thats the furthest I've ever gone with a girl.  :(
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2009, 07:15:37 PM »
-never had contact with a chick
-never had beer
-never done drugs
-never smoke
-i cant drive
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2009, 08:04:53 PM »
if I got you guys all together, would you get drunk with me? 
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2009, 08:13:28 PM »
Play as my wingman and ill drink with you

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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2009, 10:37:30 PM »
1.Never had a piercing
2. Never played Hockey.
3. Never had sex with more that two girls in one night.
4. Never fired a weapon.
5. Never broken a bone.
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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2009, 11:37:43 PM »
Quote from: gungrave17 on June 05, 2009, 08:13:28 PM
Play as my wingman and ill drink with you




You do not get a wingman by doing nothing.  You want to party, I will be your wingman.  That, that my friend is a promise


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Re: 5 Things you've never done
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2009, 08:46:11 AM »
1)  Never had a job.
2)  Never been on holiday so never been on a plane.
3)  Never left my town on my own.
4)  Been in three fights ever but all in year 6 / 8 / 9 and I've never been properly hit in the face or anywhere.
5)  Never been in trouble with the police.  Most of my family have and it's only me, my brother and sister that haven't.
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