1. Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
2. The moon will be full in three days. Your spirit shall forever remain among
the humans. You shall age like them, you shall die like them, and all
memory of you shall fade in time. And we'll vanish along with it. You will
never see us again.
3. And cause I was a gazillionaire, and I liked doin it so much, I cut that
grass for free.
4. You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
5. A Royale with cheese.
6. We are now up against live, hostile targets. So, if Little Red Riding Hood
should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin
the bitch.
7. Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit
of attention?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
8. I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I
control the underwear.
9. I'm feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean. It's been about
six hundred years after all. I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like
myself, can find a little *action*.
10. You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!
11. We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of
chocolates.", or "Take my hands, boss." like that monster tard off of "Green
Mile."
??????12. All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna
look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most
importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
13. Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just
rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a
vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that
unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
14. When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.
15. Now that we know who you are... I know who I am. I'm not a mistake!
It all makes sense. In a comic, you know how you can tell who the
arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero, and most
time's they're friends, like you and me. I should've known way back when.
You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass.
16. Well, I'm glad to hear that. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned, there's
probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we
speak, but don't bother getting out of bed, I'll be there in a flash... Maybe
you could fry me up a waffle or something, kay?
17. You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a
little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I
amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you
mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
18. What happens on the mile stays on the mile. Always has.
19. Sorry. Uh, sorry. I, I, I got a little agitated. The thought of, uh, escape had
crossed my mind, and then suddenly - suddenly - suddenly I felt like bending
the fucking bars back, and ripping out the goddamn window frames and
eating them - yes, *eating* them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for
everyone! All right! You dumbasses. I'm a mental patient. I'm *supposed* to
act out! Wait'll you morons find out who I am! My father's gonna be really
upset, and when my father gets upset, the ground SHAKES! My father is God!
I worship my father!
20. He will bring them death, and they will love him for it.
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