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Ahem...
« on: December 06, 2008, 09:17:34 AM »

Hold your applause please.

I don't like to talk about myself... so I'll just say Illy got me onto this site... so you know who to blame if things go sour.

Any questions?
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2008, 10:40:13 AM »

No.
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i used to strip action men and play with them in the bath

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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2008, 06:35:40 PM »

I've got a question, though I may regret asking it: Why the name?
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2008, 06:38:12 PM »

Close personal friend :blush:
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2008, 06:46:09 PM »

I've got a question, though I may regret asking it: Why the name?

Well, my real name is Matt and I'm famous to all my chicky friends for giving awesome hugs. The fat, plus the no hard labour makes for a very soft and gentle touch.

And Hazzy. Still all about the hate. What's up with that?
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2008, 06:55:09 PM »

I just didn't have any questions.
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2008, 07:04:10 PM »

Leave my friend alone H-Man you *expletives.*
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2008, 07:10:17 PM »

Illy doesn't have any friends; are you his brother?
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2008, 09:52:17 PM »

Nah. I should've been clearer. I'm one of his many online 'friends'.
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2008, 12:28:17 AM »

Welcome.
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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2008, 07:19:05 AM »

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Wow, seriously?

Fuck you Gopher.
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2008, 10:22:17 AM »

shit bitch fuck whore titties ass bollocks anus twat fleaburger
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2008, 10:42:55 AM »

:)
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2008, 10:46:55 AM »

You just killed a joke that wasn't even funny to begin with. Good job.
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Re: Ahem...
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2008, 11:03:35 AM »

 
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