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« on: September 22, 2003, 12:59:12 PM »
Hi Alice. I am a 99 year old Virgin, who has never had a woman in his entire life. I am going to die next month. What should i do? :(  
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« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2003, 12:59:12 PM »
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Hi Alice. I am a 99 year old Virgin, who has never had a woman in his entire life. I am going to die next month. What should i do? :( 

Hello there. ou are a 99 year old Virgin who has never had a woman in his entire life?
Do you get to meet a lot of people?  
Would you recommend this action to a friend?Maybe you should try talking to someone about it. :eyebrow2:
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2003, 01:00:35 PM »
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Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.

I am just talking to you.  
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« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2003, 01:00:35 PM »
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Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.

I am just talking to you.  

"it" being a 99 year old Virgin who has never had a woman in his entire life?Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. :eyebrow2:
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« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2003, 01:01:47 PM »
Stop it. I asked you a question, and you throw more silly questions at me. Answer my questions Damnit! :ass:  
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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2003, 01:01:47 PM »
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Stop it. I asked you a question, and you throw more silly questions at me. Answer my questions Damnit! :ass: 

Ok I will stop a 99 year old Virgin who has never had a woman in his entire life. ow I remember, you asked me a question and you throw more silly questions at him or her. What did I say?What was the question ?Do you mind if I tell other people:
 Undefined said I AN ASS. :)
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« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2003, 01:03:03 PM »
I can't seem to understand what you are trying to say? Can you be more clear please?
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« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2003, 01:03:03 PM »
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I can't seem to understand what you are trying to say? Can you be more clear please?

Thanks for the information:
Undefined said Undefined can't seem to understand what I am trying to say. Your polite style is very nice. We could all be more clear sometimes.  ;)
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2003, 01:04:49 PM »
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Are we still talking about can't seem to understand what you are trying to say?
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Are we still talking about ipbhostdot comhtmlemoticons2fingers?
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« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2003, 01:06:38 PM »
Stop rolling your eyes at me. By the way, can you please tell me how get illegal Cable? :)  
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« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2003, 01:06:38 PM »
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Stop rolling your eyes at me. By the way, can you please tell me how get illegal Cable? :) 

OK I'll try not to do rolling your eyes at him or her so much. hanks for telling me. Thanks for asking politely.  

What is it to you.  
         
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         Are you using Netscape or Explorer?I am so glad you find this amusing, Undefined. :angel:
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« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2003, 01:34:40 PM »
My Name is Azeem.
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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2003, 01:34:40 PM »
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My Name is Azeem.


         I am very pleased to meet you
         
            Azeem
         . :angel:
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« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2003, 01:35:13 PM »
Hey ALICE, i'm called Alice too.
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