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[The Headliner]

I find it hilarious when pop acts marketed to a younger audience come out with lyrics that are suggestive at the least, and at times downright salacious. Here's the latest from Alexandra Burke, winner of last year's X Factor (a show much like American Idol):

Oh, here I go, drip droppin' way down low
You're 'bout to miss
Winding to this
Don't make me start without you
Oh, here I go, you're moving way too slow
I'm coming up
Put down your cup
Don't make me start without you

This will no doubt end up on compilations titled My First Pop Album and Teen Mix 2010. Of course it's fine because kids don't read anything into the words, but I want to see their parents' faces when they hear their little angels singing it themselves.

[Ethan]

Thats funny as sin Purps.

[Kraul]

I find it hilarious when pop acts marketed to a younger audience come out with lyrics that are suggestive at the least, and at times downright salacious. Here's the latest from Alexandra Burke, winner of last year's X Factor (a show much like American Idol):

Oh, here I go, drip droppin' way down low
You're 'bout to miss
Winding to this
Don't make me start without you
Oh, here I go, you're moving way too slow
I'm coming up
Put down your cup
Don't make me start without you

This will no doubt end up on compilations titled My First Pop Album and Teen Mix 2010. Of course it's fine because kids don't read anything into the words, but I want to see their parents' faces when they hear their little angels singing it themselves.

"I am frightened! Way frightened!"

[The Headliner]

[Kraul]

Out of habit, I hovered over the picture looking for the little text box to pop up.

[The Headliner]

I'd have pasted it, but it wasn't particularly good for this one.

[Purple Marauder]

[Purple Marauder]

[Kraul]

ha

[El Jackal]

 

[The Headliner]

Opposite the bus stop where I'm standing there are two late teens, each holding a giant red sign advertising a pizza promotion to passing drivers, and one's wearing an oversized pizza box that covers from his neck down to his waist and out to his elbows.

To their credit, they seem to be enjoying their slice of "fame," and not thinking of topping themselves.

[Kraul]

Opposite the bus stop where I'm standing there are two late teens, each holding a giant red sign advertising a pizza promotion to passing drivers, and one's wearing an oversized pizza box that covers from his neck down to his waist and out to his elbows.

To their credit, they seem to be enjoying their slice of "fame," and not thinking of topping themselves.

PFFT! Amateurs...

This man needs to show them how to do it:

[The Headliner]

That's a way better deal than these guys were promoting too.

[The Headliner]

I find it hilarious when pop acts marketed to a younger audience come out with lyrics that are suggestive at the least, and at times downright salacious. Here's the latest from Alexandra Burke, winner of last year's X Factor (a show much like American Idol):

Oh, here I go, drip droppin' way down low
You're 'bout to miss
Winding to this
Don't make me start without you
Oh, here I go, you're moving way too slow
I'm coming up
Put down your cup
Don't make me start without you

This will no doubt end up on compilations titled My First Pop Album and Teen Mix 2010. Of course it's fine because kids don't read anything into the words, but I want to see their parents' faces when they hear their little angels singing it themselves.

I still find it odd seeing clips of this on BBC Breakfast. If it was someone like Missy Elliot or Lil Kim singing it, they'd probably have guests on the sofa saying "ban this filth," but because it's one of Simon Cowell's starlets dancing around in her lacey leotard, it must be perfectly innocent.

[Purple Marauder]