1. What is your favorite word? Phony and tool, because that's what I think most people are.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Maa ki aankh. It's a Hindi abuse, of late I've heard many people use it (not on me), still don't know what it means. Literally, it'll translate to 'Eye of Mother',

3. What turns you on? Hot gals.
4. What turns you off? Bad smell, unpleasant behaviour.
5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, shite.
6. What sound or noise do you love? A gal having an orgy.
7. What sound or noise do you hate? A fart, shrill sounds, babies crying, people repeating the same word or phrase again and again repeatedly.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I don't have a profession yet, but I'd certainly want to be a director or a script-writer or a writer or a copywriter.
9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Weatherman, salesman, shopkeeper.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
'Since you've been such a kind, noble and good person all your life, I'm granting you invincibility and a thousand wishes. Go back to your life and enjoy yourself, son !'