Ok ok, I'll come up with a similiar senario to replace the other one:
"Seven Nation Army" by the White Stripes hits the PA system, as Jack Lupino and the Iceman arrive at the ring...
JL: Hahahaha. Hey, guys, you know what I was just laughing about? How sorry you are going to be when the Iceman and I get through with you. Now, you see, Iceman had his first match won when he was going to defeat Chris Jackal. And then, you come out and interfere in the match. Hey, Nathan, do you remember when the Iceman broke that baseball bat over your head? Yeah? Well there's going to be a lot of that happening soon...
(Nathan Wolfe and The Iceman start beating on each other in a fistfight. Security guards try to separate the two behemoths, but then they turn their frustration on them, and knock the security guards to the mat. Both men are still standing, amid a heap of carnage in the ring, but instead of continuing on, they stop. The Iceman grabs a microphone...)
Iceman: You wanna play, bitch?! Lets play. You vs. me, in a grudge match!
(Headliner is about to speak, but is interrupted by Iceman.)
Iceman: Hey, lets go one better. Why don't we make it a steel cage match! We'll give you time to think about it!
( Iceman leaves the ring, with Jack Lupino yelling at him.)
Back at the locker room...
JL: What the hell are you thinking! You don't know what a cage match is! You don't know how dangerous they can be!
Iceman: Listen, Jack! I am sick and tired of this bullsh*t! It is time for Nathan to put up or shut up! Don't worry about me. I have dealt with crazy drunks with knives in their hands back at the pub. I took one of my hands and placed it on their throats, lifted them up, and threw them through gates and walls. I've broken people's faces with my bare hands! I've even taken on 5 men the size of Nathan and came out on top! I'm bigger, stronger, and more streetwise than he is, and trust me, the Jersey Devil will be beaten to a bloody pulp by a hulking demon! I've even come up with a good name for the match : Nathan Wolfe vs. The Iceman: Payback's a Bitch!
(Scene ends.)
So, what do you think? Is it better now?