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[J.J.S.]

*Johnny J Shmoove is standing in the ring, with a mic in one hand and the FTW Internet Championship in the other.  He looks around at the thousands of fans buzzing in this Atlanta crowd.  He begins to speak.*

Johnny:  Tonight, you will bear witness to the beginning of the greatest federation in pro wrestling history!

*crowd pops*

Johnny:  And if any of you morons think it won't be great, get the hell out of my arena right now....

*crowd boos*

Johnny:  We'll kick off the night with a hardcore match between the Iceman and Chris Jackal.  These two have had some problems with each other, and have decided to settle it here tonight!  RandyLover accepted a challenge from the Jersey Devil, and these two will be in action against each other.  And you'll also see the long awaited rematch between The Zodiac and Phillip, with interference banned from ringside!

*crowd's buzzing for the annoucement of the matches.*

Johnny:  But, right now, let's focus our attention on this.

Johnny holds up the FTW Internet Championship.

Johnny:  This is the first title in Full Throttle Wrestling.  The lucky man - or woman - that has this around their waist will go down in history as the first person to wear gold in FTW.  As many of you know, I asked just who thought they deserved this title.  One by one, the guys in the back came out and tried to convince me that they were worthy of having this strap.  Well, I've done some thinking about what they all said, and later on tonight, I will announce the state of the FTW Internet Title!

*crowd pops*

Johnny:  Now, on to the show!  Our announcers, Joey Sparks and Robert Hodder are seated at ringside, ready to announce our first match!

Pyros explode as the crowd goes wild.  The Tron lights up and shows "Turbulence" on the screen.  Soon the camera switches to a view of two men seated at the announcer's table.

Robert Hodder:  WELCOME to Full Throttle Wrestling's Turbulence!  As Johnny said, we have an action-packed show for you tonight!  The Hurricane will be in action, as well as SavageRulz, A-Dubb, and Purplemarauder.

Joey Sparks:  I tell you, I can't wait for that match.  I can't wait to see SavageRulz tear those other guys apart.

RH:  Next up, Chris Jackal vs. Iceman!

*commercial break*

[J.J.S.]

Robert Hodder:  We're back!  And we're getting ready for our first match of the evening, The Iceman against Chris Jackal in a hardcore match!

A video clip plays of Jack Lupino stating that Iceman is looking for an opponent, mainly Nathan Wolfe, but getting no response.  As they enter their locker room, Chris Jackal comes out of nowhere and attacks them.  Iceman and Jackal fight back and forth.  At one point even Nathan Wolfe intervenes.  Finally they agree on having a hardcore match, but only before Iceman throws Chris Jackal off of a bridge.

Joey: See, Iceman got what he had coming.

Robert:  But, Chris Jackal attacked him first!

Joey:  That's nonsense.  If you watch the tape again, closely, you'll see both Joey and Iceman give Chris a threatening stare.  I'd feel like defending myself too!

Robert:  But.. you didn't even see Chris until after he attacked...

Joey:  Robert, it's obvious you don't know what you're talking about.  Just give up.

*Frantic plays on the PA system.*

Ring announcer:  Making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 220 pounds, it's Chris Jackal!

Jackal makes his way to the ring.  He stops a few times along the way to taunt a few fans that are sitting in the audience.  He gets into the ring and poses.  The crowd boos.

*Seven Nation Army plays on the PA system.*

Ring:  Now coming to the ring, being acompanied by Jack Lupino, he's the Iceman, HX3Fan!

Surprisingly, HX3Fan gets a decent pop from the crowd as he enters the arena.  As he walks to the ring, he just gives a cold stare as he looks side to side.  He enters the ring, and stands in front of Chris Jackal.  At 6'6" he towers over him.

*ding ding ding*

Hodder:  Here we go!

Joey Sparks:  I hope Jackal gives this guy what he has coming to him.

Iceman vs. Chris Jackal

Jackal and Iceman trade lefts and rights.  HX3fan grabs Jackal, whips him to the ropes, then clotheslines him down as he comes back.  He begins to stomp on Chris Jackal, who's trying to get up.  Chris Jackal gets back to his feet, only to be clotheslined down again by Iceman.  Jack Lupino, on the outside, shouts some words of encouragement to Iceman.

The Iceman picks Chris Jackal up. He picks him up, in suplex position.  But Jackal manages to get out of it, by turning around and landing behind HX3Fan.  He stands up and puts the Tazzmission on HX3Fan!  He won't let go!  Iceman tries to fight it off, but slowly, he begins to pass out.  Finally, he collapses on the mat.  Chris Jackal taunts the crowd before going outside.  He lifts the ring apron up, and looks underneath for some weapons to use.  He pulls out some chairs, and tosses them into the ring.  He finds a baseball bat under there, so he throws that in the ring too.  Finally, he finds what he's looking for.  He slides a large ladder out from under the ring.  He begins placing it in the ring, but doesn't realize that HX3Fan has came to.  He's caught offguard as the ladder is sent flying straight into his face, courtesy of a baseball slide from HX3Fan.

HX3Fan goes outside and picks up Chris Jackal.  Then he proceeds to do a backbreaker on him.  And again.  And again.  Jackal is on the ground writhing in pain.  HX3Fan begins to beat Jackal with a chair he found lying on the outside.  But out of nowhere, he's attacked by Nathan Wolfe!  Nathan Wolfe picks up  HX3Fan and tosses him into the ring post!  He then begins to beat him down.  Jack Lupino tries to stop him, but it shoved to the side.  Wolfe grabs a chair, and cracks HX3Fan over the head with it!  HX3Fan is out of it!  Nathan Wolfe rolls HX3Fan back into the ring.

The Headliner:  That's what you get for calling out the Jersey Devil!  Come on, Nathan, let's go get ready for our match!

Nathan Wolfe and Headliner leave the scene.  Chris Jackal rolls into the ring and covers the Iceman.

1-2-3.

Winner:  Chris Jackal.

Chris Jackal taunts the audience as they boo.  Jack Lupino is royally pissed at what just went down.

Joey Sparks:  Look he got what he deserved! Haha!
Robert Hodder:  This is terrible!  He got screwed!
Joey Sparks:  No, he got taught a lesson.  You don't try to call out Nathan Wolfe.
Robert:  Anyway, up next is the match with Niel and The Hurricane.

*commercial break.*

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The rest of the show will be up tomorrow, now don't bother me.  It's almost midnight and typing this shit takes me a long time.  

[J.J.S.]

Alright, I'm sure you guys don't want to read all of that shit like wrestlers making their entrances, etc.  So I'm going to make this quick (well, not that quick, but you know).

Robert Hodder: We're back, and we're ready for our next match.  The }{urricane said that he was challenging any evil doer to a match.  Nobody accepted.  However, Johnny J Shmoove has appointed Niel to be his opponent here this evening.

Joey Sparks:  The }{urricane doesn't stand a chance.  Niel is one of the most powerful men on the roster, and he's very well capable of tearing The }{urricane apart.

The Hurricane (w/ Jezebel) vs. Niel
Niel starts things off with a shot to the face.  But The }{urricane quickly comes back with a punch of his own.  The two trade punches, and a few kicks.  Niel powerslams The }{urricane.  The two fight back and forth, using move after move on each other.  

}{urricane and hits Niel with a neckbreaker.  He stomps on Niel, and then goes over to the turnbuckle and begins to climb.  However, when he gets to the top he comes crashing down on to the top rope, as a result of Niel pushing the referee into the ropes.  The }{urricane sits on the top rope in agony.  Niel, laughing, goes over to the turnbuckle.  He climbs, grabs }{urricane, and belly-to-belly suplexes him off the top rope!  He covers, but the }{urricane kicks out at 2.  

The two once again begin fighting.  Niel grounds the Hurricane, and goes to the outside of the ring.  He gets his flag from ringside, and enters the ring with it.  As The }{urricane stumbles back to his feet, Niel lifts the flag pole up.  As he swings it down, though, The }{urricane catches it!  He kicks Niel in the sternum and then puts him in the position for his finisher.  EYE OF THE HURRICANE!  He hit it!  The }{urricane covers.  1-2-3!  Your winner, The }{urricane!

Robert:  When Niel went outside to get his flag, he gave the Hurricane some time to recover.  As a result The Hurricane beat Niel!
Joey:  That was a fluke.  Niel should have won that match, and you know it!

The Hurriacane (I'm tired of using that damn }{) poses for the crowd, but from behind he's hit with the flag pole by Niel!  Niel stomps on the Hurricane, then beats him down even more with the flag pole.  Niel grabs a mic.

Niel:  Someone such as yourself, shouldn't beat me in a wrestling match.  You're a piece of trash, just like all these Americans, and you don't deserve to be in the same ring as me!  From this day forward, I'm going to make your life a living hell!

Niel throws the mic down, waves his flag, and then exits.

Robert Hodder:  Some strong words from Niel.
Joey:  Yeah.  Up next we'll see SavageRulz take on A-Dubb and Purplemarauder in a triple threat!

*commercial break.*

[J.J.S.]

A clip shows Johnny J Shmoove coming to the ring, and seeing who was worthy of holding the FTW Internet Championship.  Among the wrestlers who came out were SavageRulz, A-Dubb, and the Purplemarauder.

Robert Hodder:  Johnny J Shmoove has decided to put these three men in a match against one another here tonight.  And that match is next.
Joey Sparks:  I can see SavageRulz taking this one.

SavageRulz vs. A-Dubb vs. Purplemarauder.
Purplemarauder and SavageRulz double-team A-Dubb.  First they double clothesline him to the ground.  Purplemarauder picks him up, and puts him in a full-nelson as A-Dubb takes shots to the body courtesy of SavageRulz.  Savage turns, taunts the crowd, then tries to punch A-Dubb again.  However, A-Dubb is able to get out of the full nelson just in time, and instead Purplemarauder is on the receiving end of the punch!

A-Dubb clotheslines SavageRulz, and then Purplemarauder down.  He gets Purplemarauder up, and places his hand around Purps' neck, getting ready to do a chokeslam.  However, Purps sees the ref attending to SavageRulz, and counters the chokeslam with a kick below the belt.  A-Dubb stumbles around in pain.  He turns his back to Purplemarauder as he stumbles around, and Purplemarauder takes the opportunity to deliver a devastating German Suplex to A-dubb.  He goes for the cover, but the count is broken up by SavageRulz.  Savage stomps away on Purps and then A-Dubb.

He grabs A-dubb's leg and puts him in a half crab.  A-dubb begins to slowly crawl for the ropes.  He reaches for the bottom rope, but is pulled away by Savage.  But A-dubb manages to get out anyway, when Purplemarauder attacks Savage.  He does a spinning neck breaker on SavageRulz, and covers.  But A-dubb breaks it up.  A-dubb hits Purps with a piledriver.  A-dubb picks Purplemarauder up for the Supra Complex... but is interrupted by SavageRulz.  SavageRulz knocks A-Dubb over, and now both A-dubb and Purps are laying on the mat.  Savage drags A-dubb out into the center of the ring.. and locks in the One Night Stand!  A-dubb struggles to get to the ropes, but he can't do it.  He taps out to the move.  Your winner of the match, SavageRulz!

Joey:  I told you he'd do it!

Robert Hodder:  Up next is the match between Nathan Wolfe and RandyLover.

*commercial break.*

[J.J.S.]

Robert Hodder:  The Headliner, Nathan Wolfe's manager, decided that if Nathan was going to get anywhere near the FTW Internet title, he would have to begin competing in - and winning - wrestling matches.  RandyLover made a statement telling all the men in FTW shouldn't underestimate beauty, and she was here to make an impact.  That being said, The Headliner chose her to be Nathan Wolfe's first opponent - and she accepted the challenge.
Joey: In my opinion, RandyLover made a huge mistake in accepting this match.  Nathan Wolfe is a monster, and he's very well capable of tearing her apart.  And that's exactly what's going to happen here tonight.

Nathan Wolfe (w/ The Headliner) vs. RandyLover.
Nathan Wolfe his a sinister grin on his face, as he towers over RandyLover.  He slowly walks towards her, and backs her into a corner.  He stands over her for a while.  She tries to hit him, but he grabs her arm, and whips her into the turnbuckle across the ring.  He runs towards her and gives her a stiff clothesline, which knocks her down.  He grabs her and lifts her back up.

He lifts her up and puts her in the two-handed choke lift.  He throws her down on the ground.  He begins to stomp on her, laughing.  The Headliner shouts something at her.  She stumbles to her feet.  Nathan goes after her again, but instead gets a kick right in the gut.  She kicks him again, and again.  Finally, she ends it with a spinning heel kick.  Wolfe stumbles backwards, but doesn't fall over.  RandyLover gains some momentum by bouncing off the ropes, runs towards Nathan, but instead of getting in an attack, is caught and powerslammed by Nathan Wolfe!

Nathan Wolfe stands over RandyLover's lifeless body with an eerie smile on his face.  But his attention turns as HX3Fan jumps on the ring apron!  Jack Lupino stands on the outside as HX3Fan enters the ring, charging at Nathan Wolfe.  But instead of attacking him, he's on the receiving end of a clothesline!  Wolfe picks up HX3Fan above his head, and tosses him outside the ring and right on to Jack Lupino!  The crowd is booing!

Wolfe walks over to the ropes to talk trash to HX3Fan, but doesn't see RandyLover standing behind him.  She dropkicks him and he goes over the top rope! (Maven style. )  He lands on his feet outside the ring with a startled look on his face.  He looks up at RandyLover, and gets back in the ring.  Furiously, he picks her up and delivers the Highway to Hell before she can get out of it!  He looks down at her, then drops to his knees and covers her.

1-2-3.

Your winner, Nathan Wolfe!

The crowd erupts with boos as Wolfe walks out with the Headliner, who's taunting the fans.  

Robert Hodder:  That was terrible!
Joey: I told you, RandyLover shouldn't have messed with him!  She got what she deserved!
Robert Hodder:  Anyway, folks, up next is the long awaited rematch between The Zodiac and Phillip, interference barred from ringside!  Stay tuned!

*commercial break.*

[Phillip]

.........this is one long commercial break

[J.J.S.]

We accidentally aired an infomercial intstead of a normal commercial.  We'll get back to the show once  they tell us how many easy payments of $19.99 the Pot Luck Grill costs.