Hi Sarah, nice to meet you !

Myself BL.
Hey, wait a minute. Did you say Sar... OMG IT'S SARAH !!!! SARAH, FOR GOD'S SAKE !
LIBERTY ! FREEDOM ! ENFRANCHISEMENT ! TYRANNY IS DEAD ! RUN HENCE, PROCLAIM, CRY IT ABOUT THE STREETS !
Sweet Sarah, thank God you're back. All of us have been waiting for you for so long. You don't know how Heady has kept us all this long.

How he's treated, or rather mistreated us, how we had to bear with his Cena-esque reign as PWH Poster of the Week. We almost gave up hope.

But now that you're back, you have to save us. Save us from Heady. All Hail Sarah The Saviour !

OK, now that I'm over with my fantacies, I can give way to my true feelings. Well, it goes without saying that I've missed you Sarah.

Without you, PWH has been like Arsenal without Thierry Henry, Sherlock Holmes without Watson, The Rock without The People's Eyebrow, Heady without Neil (wow, I'm going to be banned), TNA without AJ Styles, the World Wide Web without Google, me without my biceps, Maria Sharapove without her killer forehand, WWE without Shawn Michaels, a face without a smile. I could go on and on, but I think I've made my point.

So, that's it, read my post if you want, don't read it if you don't want, I don't care. I'm just glad that Sarah's back, and I can't wait for April, when my exams'll get over and I can post by then.
And yeah, I really envy you for your new laptop, Sarah. Now everyone in the whole damn world has one except me.
