1. Hot women,
What would you know about that BL?
Well, frankly speaking, I'm more experienced in that than a gay like you. And if you need further proof, just ask your mum.
2. A nice, slow, well-meanig song with which i can relate to.
I bet you're the type of guy that cries to barry Manilow
First of all, i don't know who Barry Manilow is, and secondly, everyone likes slow songs that touch their heart. Guess you don't have a heart.
3. Defeating people, whether at games, bets or anything else.
Spending all your time playing your games console is easy for those who have no friends
Well, for your kind information, I have a huge number of friends, more than you could ever have. In fact, I'm one of the most friendly children in my school, and most of the children in school are my friends. For confirmation, you could ask Prince Hero. And you're just jealous that I've an XBox 360 and you don't.

4. People who agree with me, and have a similar mindset as me.
Bigoted homophobics are a really great group to call friends
Well, I like people who think as deeply as me, and have fine artistic tastes as me, and know about the real pleasures of life. I like those guys who do something else other than studying 24 hours a day to do well at school. I don't like those who're confined in a small space which they call life. I like people who live their life to the fullest. But, I guess someone as stupid as you won't get it.
5. Reading an interesting mystery novel.
dude you need a girlfriend!
Reading is my hobby, and I like reading interesting books. Such books fulfil my finer tastes, and help me gain knowledge. ooks are for intellectuals, not for dumb persons like you, Lawman.
6. Watching a nice comedy movie, or an emotional one.
comedy films are ok, but when you start bubbling at beaches or steel magnolia's i'd bitchslap you really hard!
Well, I don't exactly 'bubble at beaches', as you say. But I like movies which make one think about the real purpose of life, and explore the finer details of life. But again, that's for intellectuals like me, not for dumb 'uns like you.
7. Getting high marks in my school tests.
nerd!
I take every school test as a challenge, and I like taking on challenges, and doing well in them. Guess a loser like you won't understand that.
8. Outsmarting my friends.
Imaginary friends are dumb
As I said, I have many, many friends, and I like joking with them, outsmarting them, laughing with them, stuff like that. And how come you know that imaginary friends are dumb ? Looks like you're the one having imaginary friends, not me.
9. Beating people up who're acting oversmart.
That Must be a dig at me!
i have 14 "standard grades" at credit level
11 Highers 9 A levels An N.C, H.N.D Degree and B.A
and a 153 IQ sparky
Oversmart is a wee boy who thinks he's smarter than he actually is, but is so arrogant he cant see it
Sorry, I'm not reffering to you. Why do you take ofence at everything. Seems as if everyone offends you and takes a shot at you in real life too. As for your :quote:achievements

, I've only one word to describe you- Nerd !
10. Cute puppies.
poof!
Everyone loves cute puppies. They're so innocent and joyful to look at. But someone as saddistic as you won't understand this.
i like mocking BL!
Man, everyone knows that those people who try to mock others on the net are usually the ones who're mocked at in real life.
I like animals
If no human liked me, I too would love animals.
i like my car
I'm sure it must be a cheap, second-hand model.
i like sparring at the gym
You must be doing that to impress girld, no ? Ha, poor fellow, looking for love.
i like socialising with my friends
Friendless people do that only.