BTW, that craptacular run of luck ended (I think/hope) with me basically losing my shit in a most entertaining way in the last four hours or so of a seventeen hour workday friday night. Imagine if Heath Ledger's Joker, Jim Carrey's Riddler, and Robin Williams somehow had a kid.

I'm still exhausted from the amount of energy I put out in those last few hours more than twenty-four hours later.
Anyway:
- Search engines on boards that require me to wait a minute or longer to search again, especially since I usually don't find what I was looking for or think of a new way to phrase my search seconds later. But no, I must wait for 55 seconds for whatever reason.
Imagine if Google did that
Earth would be pissed
Not even people, just Earth
Planet would open up and just swallow the Google castle whole then burp and give the sun a high five but then be all like man your too hot cause now my hand is all burned and the sun is all yeah I know I'm hot wanna have sex behind that nebula over there and Earth is all like shiiiiiiiit you know it and then out popped the moon and god damn it wouldn't you know it that sun never pays child support and Earth can't even get a one-on-one conversation with sun without those two bitches mercury and venus getting in the way and all Earth wants is a little bit of time to figure things out and gets things settled maybe finally pay off that student loan she took out which she wound up wasting anyway when she dropped out of college because really who wants to spend four years studying and learning and what not when she was just going to wind up in the same job everyone who skipped on college and used their money to buy hookers and blow wind up with anyway
Man screw search engines with long waits!