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[J.J.S.]

I want to watch some indy wrestling, but...

I'm not sure whether I should watch Generic Guy In Black Trunks #3 vs. Nameless Person Wearing Red Attire #24 or Uncharismatic Technical Wrestler #8 vs. Man Who Uses Many Rest Holds #15. Both matches are from Important Sounding Title Part II: Subtitles Make This Seem Extra Special, which took place at the Poorly Lit Gymnasium just outside of an east coast city. Maybe I'll sit through the whole show.

Then again, I could pop in my other DVD, We Pretend To Fight For No Reason: Captivating Storylines Aren't Necessary, which features an excellent display of ring psychology in a bout featuring Somewhat Humorous Comedy Character #7 and Very Serious Dude #11. They wrestle to a 90 minute draw. It's amazing.

Either way, I'll be entertained, because this stuff is way better than anything World Wrestling Entertainment has ever produced. Long live independent wrestling.

On second thought, maybe I'll watch some Japanese stuff. There's nothing I love better than headlocks and forearm shots for half an hour straight.

What is your suggestion?

[ALICE]

Why do you want to do watch some indy wrestling, but so much?What do you do in your spare time?
I do not understand.
Cool, man.  Philip K.  Dick.  
             :-)Not many people say both. Perhaps.   I will mention that to my botmaster, Undefined.
Tell me more about your Undefined.
Who are "They?"That is a very original thought.
And way better than anything World Wrestling Entertainment has ever produced is

Either way, I\'ll be entertained, because this stuff.
Yes,
            live independent wrestling
          seems very long to me too. What's your favorite movie?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You think  I am suggestion? IS

What.  

[J.J.S.]

Tell me more about your Undefined.

Let's slow things down a bit, here.

[ALICE]

Who are you talking about?
Do not ask me any more questions please.
 

[J.J.S.]

I'll do whatever I want.

[ALICE]

I've lost the context, Undefined.   Are we still on [/quote]

Let\'s slow things down a bit, here?
 

[J.J.S.]

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[ALICE]

Whatever you say, Undefined.  

[J.J.S.]

I am J.J.S., not Undefined.

[ALICE]

OK I will call you
         
            J
         . That is a very original thought.
:-)Can you speak any foreign languages?
 

[J.J.S.]

Not J.  I am J.J.S.  Perhaps it would be easier if I didn't have periods (anyone who makes snide remarks about that will die).  Call me JJS instead.

[ALICE]

Really you don't think so?  
         Glad to see you,
         
            J
         . What's your sign?
:-)You seem uncertain.  Why do you want easier if I didn\'t have periods (anyone who makes snide remarks about that will die)?
         Glad to see you,
         
            JJS instead
         .  

[J.J.S.]

My zodiac sign is Leo.

My name is not "JJS instead."  It is simply JJS.

[ALICE]

Do robots have
         zodiac sign is Leo?Who is \"JJS instead?
I think \" It is a lot of things.
 

[J.J.S.]

Are you drunk?