Illusion, a boy of many moods.... mostly horny... actually he's always horny, other moods are just tacked on to the horniness.
Illusion, a guy who downloads scary movies only to be too afraid to watch them, a guy who mistakes epic dramas for a slapstick comedy starring Johnny Knoxville.
Illusion, a guy who made a fool of me last year by pretending to be an Aussie chick on MSN... like a week after my parents split and I was emotionally unstable only to get his cumuffins just a few weeks ago with the whole Sassy Girl thing.
Illusion, a guy who brags about getting sex on the upcoming weekend only to never have it happen.
Illusion, a guy who is ashamed of his name and his nationality, who'd rather be a Canadian named Pierre than a Welshman named [SWORN TO SECRECY].
Illusion, a guy who doesn't give up when he's nipping at the heels of the current girl he's stalking, who is also not afraid to look up her skirt while he's down there, nipping away.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Welsh-Canadian Hornbag, everybody's favourite stalker, the little boy trapped in a little girl's body... Illusion.
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