Backstage, a roving reporter catches up with the monstrous Nathan Wolfe and his manager, The Headliner.
Reporter:
"Nathan Wolfe, as we approach your debut match later tonight, what made you choose RandyLover as your first opponent here in Full Throttle Wrestling?"
The Headliner:
"Nathan Wolfe did not choose anybody - RandyLover chose herself. She made the decision to step in that ring, and that made her a target. Don't blame the Jersey Devil or myself for anything that happens out there tonight, because RandyLover dug her own grave."
Reporter:
"What about the Ice Man? He made a challenge to face Wolfe, why couldn't he have been in this match tonight?"
The Headliner:
"If the Ice Man had been a little less tardy, and gotten his ass out into the arena a little sooner before RandyLover, then he would have had the privilege of being Nathan Wolfe's first victim. But his butt was frozen to the locker room bench while he let a woman walk out ahead of him, right into harm's way. The Ice Man will receive his fair share of punishment from the Jersey Devil in due course, but tonight, the Wheel of Misfortune has spun, and it points to poor RandyLover."
Reporter:
"Aren't you a little concerned that facing a woman in his first match may harm Nathan Wolfe's reputation from the start?"
The Headliner:
"What kind of question is that? We made it perfectly clear that the first person to step foot in that ring would be walking right into this man's path. I would have loved to have seen somebody like the Ice Man accept the challenge, instead of waiting till it was safe to show up. But it was RandyLover who did not heed that warning, therefore, Nathan Wolfe will gladly partake in this warm-up exercise before the real competition starts coming his way. Now if you don't mind, the Jersey Devil and I are quite tired of your pitiful questioning."
Nathan Wolfe and The Headliner walk off, leaving the reporter to hand back to his colleagues at the commentary desk.
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