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[HX3Fan]

The lights go out, followed by green, white and red spotlights, while "Seven Nation Army" plays... Jack Lupino and The Iceman walk slowly to the ring...

Jack Lupino: A'ight I'm not a brain surgeon, but I know there is some loser in the back who wants to show their face and walk their sorry a$$ to the ring. Please. The Iceman is hungry for competition, hungry for breaking a wrestler in the back into a million pieces. If there's someone back there, like, uh, that purple guy in the drag queen get-up, or the constallation guy, uh, Zodiac, someone, please, we're gettin bored over here!

[HX3Fan]

Jack Lupino: Heh, maybe no one wants to come out now. But The Iceman and I are patient, so we'll leave the ring and wait for someone to challenge us. Until then, bye.

<As Jack Lupino and the Iceman walk back up the entranceway, an interviewer runs into them and follows them to their locker room.>

Interviewer: Um, excuse me, Jack Lupino, but I have a few questions to ask about you and the Iceman.

JL: Go ahead, ask away.

Interviewer: Ok, what's your motive for being here in FTW?

JL: What are we here for? It's plain and simple. You see, I've seen a lot of nuts and wierdos thinking they are the best thing ever here in FTW. So, I got my long time friend, the Iceman, to help me clean up this place.

Interviewer: Ok, a little while ago, we saw a reporter interview the Headliner and Nathan Wolfe, where they made some comments about you and the Iceman. What are your feelings toward that?

JL: Glad you asked that question, because we got a little something to say about that. We saw what happened with the whole Headliner challenging Randylover to a match and threatening to beat her up. Oh, we tried to help, partly because it was a woman he was provoking, and partly because the Iceman needed some competition. But Randylover  told us that she didn't need our help, and to leave, so we did. But Headliner talks about us not coming out in time, and us being wussies. Headliner, we gave you the chance to face what you wanted, but you chose Randylover, a woman. And you know why you chose her? Because you're scared of the Iceman, because you're not ready. I saw the way you were looking at the Iceman when he walked up to you, Nathan, and you had that worried look on your face. You knew that kind of challenge was what you wanted all along, but when you saw him, both of you knew that you had bitten off more than you could chew. So we're waiting for you to get your ass beat by Randylover, and then, It's time to face the real deal. An then, it's one on one, Iceman vs. Nathan Wolfe, whenever you feel like fighting him, he's available to beat you to a bloody pulp like he did back as a bouncer in NYC's clubs. That's all I have to say about this...

Interviewer: Yeah, but I got more for you to explain...

JL: Scram!!

Lupino and the Iceman arrive at the locker room and slam the door shut.

[El Jackal]

As soon as they close the door, out comes Chris JAckal from behind the door with a steel chair! He hits JL and iceman on the head and they both fall to the floor, unconscious!

chris jackal picks JL up and places him on top of iceman in a sexual suggestive way! He then takes a picture and runs off!

LAter that evening when JL and iceman come out to the ring, they are interupted as frantic hits the on the speakers! chris jacakl apears on the titantron: holding the picture!

JAckal: hey JL I never knew that u were that much of a disgusting, filthy, bottom feeding, trash bag hoe! This picture is going to end up all over the backstage area for everyone to see!
And iceman I am taking ur challenge, but just oone thing!

Iceman: and wot would that be?

Jackal: its gonna be hardcore!

Iceman: fine by me jackal!

When iceman finishes talking, Nathan wolfe enters the arena through the crowd, he climbs in the ring behind JL and iceman and hits them both with a steel pipe, nathan wolfe leaves through the crowd leaving them lying in pools of their own blood!

[HX3Fan]

The next week in Detroit, Chris Jackal is being interviewed when he yet again reveals the photo. All of a sudden, Jackal is blasted in the back of the head and then beaten down to a bloody mess with a baseball bat by the Iceman.
Iceman: You think he's had enough?
JL: No friggin' way! He busted us up last week. It's time for payback!
Iceman: What else do you want to do?
JL: First, drag his ass to our car.

Suddenly, Nathan Wolfe appears but then is blasted in the head by the baseball bat, which breaks into shards by the impact. The Iceman drags a bleeding Jackal to the car, followed by Jack Lupino, aand drive to the famous bridge where The Rock threw Stone Cold Steve Austin in to the water below it 4 years ago. When they arrive, the Iceman drags Jackal to the edge of the bridge, grabs him by the throat and hurls him out into the cold, murky depths of the water. Jack Lupino comes out of the car.

the Iceman shouts down at the bridge.
Iceman: See you in the hardcore match, if you can swim!

JL: And take this piece of crap wit' you!
Jack Lupino takes the photo, shreds it into pieces and throws it into the water. As the cameras go off, Lupino and the Iceman are seen leaving the scene.