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« on: March 03, 2006, 05:34:05 PM »

Ice is sitting on his Harley ouside in his two car garage smoking a cigarette and staring up into space.

Ice: Thoughts are weighing heavy on me tonight. I contacted the HPW building's front desk to ask when I would be put back into action. They said they knew I was still on the roster, but they didn't know when I would be booked in another match or if I was active.

Ice takes a deep hit of the cigarette in hand and exhales

Ice: You all need to understand that HPW is my world. I couldn't live without it. I cant just go out and get another job. Sure. I have physique, endurance, stamina and all that, but every job I apply for gets turned down by the manager. That's exactly why I came to HPW. HPW didn't turn me down. I'm to mean looking, and I have too big of a chip on my shoulder for any other job.

Ice opens the garage door and starts the engine to his prestigious black and red Harley.

I want to get back to my job as soon as possible. I want to come back Friday March 10th and I want to come back with a bang. Since I'm not sure when HPW is ready for my return, or if I am on the "active roster" yet, I want to let you in on a little secret. I want in on the Golden Handshake Battle Royal. I think I deserve a shot as much as anyone else on the roster. I am full of so much pent up energy, that I feel that I am about to burst. If I can get that spot in the Golden Handshake Battle Royal in time for Friday Night HPW on Mar. 10th, everyone will see what I am talking about.

Could you please move this heady. I thought I had clicked on "Role Playing" but apparently I didnt. Damnit. :grumble:
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2006, 05:38:20 PM »

Sorry Big Time, but you won't be included in the battle royal, or any future HPW cards for that matter. After taking some time to think about it, I've reached the conclusion that I can no longer write about your character objectively, and so rather than compromise the fairness of my booking, I'm just going to save us both the time and effort. And I really don't feel like giving my free time to entertain you anymore.
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2006, 05:46:37 PM »

Your giving your free time to entertain ALL the HPW RPers. You are going to denounce my character because of what I've posted in No Holds barred. What kind of basis is that. I am going to come to a conclusion. I made a simple comment to the gopher. BDP replied to it nastily. I then recieved a nasty pm from BDP. I PMed gopher about it. Now EITHER you had influence from Gopher or BDP. Im going with the latter option. I know you take suggestions and I think you took hers. This is unfair as :censored: What happens in NHB should stay in NHB heady. you of all people should know that. I really liked HPW and I'm  extremely mad that this has happened. :cry: :mad:
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2006, 05:52:11 PM »

I expected you to be mad - you're always mad when things don't go your way - and it changes nothing. Being included in HPW is not a right, it is a privilege. I write these shows as a favor, as a gesture of good will, and I have none for you after your continuous behavior. Just because it occurs in NHB doesn't mean it magically dissolves as soon as you enter other sections of the board. What I think of you doesn't alter from one folder to the next, and I have no obligation to write about John 'Ice' Henburg when I could be giving that time to other people for whom I don't have such insurmountable disregard.
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2006, 05:52:39 PM »

I actually agree with BT.  This is pretty harsh and he's right, it isn't fair.  This is meant to be judged on writing abilities not how much you like a person.
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2006, 05:53:51 PM »

That is one of the very reasons I'm doing this, rather than allowing my opinion of his outside behavior to affect whether he wins or loses. That would be more harsh, as it would be stringing him along unfairly and dishonestly.
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2006, 05:59:47 PM »

Lawman runs up behind big time and hits him with a chair











As BT lays in a pool of blood lawmans bottom lip quivers, its his way of saying goodbye
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2006, 06:13:02 PM »

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That is one of the very reasons I'm doing this, rather than allowing my opinion of his outside behavior to affect whether he wins or loses. That would be more harsh, as it would be stringing him along unfairly and dishonestly.
OPINIONS ON OUTSIDE PERFORMANCE SHOULDNT COUNT You're getting your feelings in the way of what is right and fair. Judge my wins and losses on MY RP'S NOT what I do else where. I've been wondering what kind of people roam around in this forum, but now I guess I know for sure. That is not to say all of them are. Illy, Sarah, Queen Scoop, Jagged Edge, Hlitman, Gopher, you are good people. I dont know about the rest of you. I'll PM you if I forgot anyone who I think is decent.
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2006, 06:17:29 PM »

As I've said, there is absolutely no reason why I should have to sit here, in my free time, writing stories about your character, just to give you something to do when you're not dragging these forums down on a daily basis. You're talking like I owe you something.
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2006, 06:29:21 PM »

Heady's absolutely right.After your behaviour recently why should Heady waste his time writing about your character. Heady decideds everything that happens in the HPW show,its his show,he puts a lot of effort into it and he can do whatever he wants.Just like football managers drop players if they fall out with them eg.Alex ferguson dropping Beckham..its no different in this situation.
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2006, 11:34:11 PM »

This is the stupidest thing I have ever read...and that is saying something... :shake:
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2006, 11:31:11 AM »

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This is the stupidest thing I have ever read...and that is saying something... :shake:
What is, Headliner's HPW banishment or my reply? :-/
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