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[The Headliner]

Here's a new game to try.

Starting with: "3 things you don't want to hear when... launching a space shuttle"

The next person to reply has to list 3 things to answer that question - 3 things they wouldn't want to hear when launching a space shuttle.

Then they give another scenario, adding something else to the phrase "3 things you don't want to hear when...", for example: "...posting a letter." The following person will then have to list 3 things for that, before replacing it with another situation for the next person.

And so on.

Make sense?

Okay, you have the first scenario, so get on with it!

[Cybrus]

3 things you don't want to hear when... launching a space shuttle[/u]
1. "Meet your co-pilot: Richard Simmons"
2. "...damn gas prices killed our budget. Oh well, as long as they at least make it out of the gravity pull then they should be able to float in space..."
3. "God save their poor souls"

3 things you don't want to hear when trying on new pants.

[The Headliner]

1) rrrrip
2) The Wallace & Gromit theme
3) "Smuggling plums again, eh?"

3 things you don't want to hear when passing through customs.

[Big Time]

1)STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!
2)Police describing a man that is wanted for murder that is wearing your exact outfit.
3)Cop to his leiutenant: "Yeah. That car looks stolen to me too."

3 things you dont want to hear at the scene of a nasty car wreck.

[The Poison]

1) It was AWESOME! You shoulda been there dude
2) No survivors
3) Folks this is what NASCAR is all about!

3 things you dont want to hear when bungee jumping

[Cybrus]

1. Was he suppose to make that "splat" noise?
2. Hmm, I probably should have hooked that up to something before you jumped.
3. Actually, I left the giant rubber band in my car. But if you'll just pay me the $300 in advance then I'll run and get it for you.

3 things you don't want to hear when watching WWE programming

[The Poison]

1. Snitsky Vs Kane
2. Snitsky Vs Hiedenreich
3. Snitsky

3 things you don't want to hear when playing video games

[Big Time]

1) The power's out
2) *playing DOR2* It's Snitsky!
3) Dude, I just knocked your PS2 off the table. Sorry.

3 things you dont want to hear before entering a public bathroom.

[Cybrus]

1. You're suppose to go in there before you crap!
2. You wouldn't think someone with a face like that would voluntarily go into room with mirrors.
3. Can I watch?!

3 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Doctor

[Purple Marauder]

1. "I got your test results from a week ago back...You have 7 days to live"
2. "Bend over and relax"
3. "I'm sorry sir, the cancer is too advanced. We're going to have to remove the penis"

3 things you don't want to hear after sex

[Big Time]

1)What's that smell?
2) Who let him in here?
3) Your penis is too small!

3 things you dont want to hear before entering surgery.

[Hazzy]

1. Ok, so what are we doing in there?
2. I'm telling you doctor, he's a no-hoper...
3. Ya know...I think he would look good with breasts...

Three things you don't want to hear when in a lift...

[Big Time]

1. Ca-Chung! (I thought that was a great stopping sound.
2. Looks like a tornado ahead.
3. (Man afraid of heights) I looked down!

3 things you dont want to hear in a gourmet restaurant.

[The Headliner]

1) Here is your bill.
2) Would you like fries with that?
3) Oh good Lord, did I leave that on your table?

3 things you don't want to hear when giving birth. (Just use your imagination, guys.)

[Cybrus]

1. I lost a bet, no drugs this week.
2. Uhh, you don't need to see my license...do you?
3. Wow! That wasn't in the medical books!

3 things you don't want to hear your dog say (if you had a talking dog)