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3 Things You Don't Want To Hear When...
« on: February 21, 2006, 08:28:31 AM »

Here's a new game to try.

Starting with: "3 things you don't want to hear when... launching a space shuttle"

The next person to reply has to list 3 things to answer that question - 3 things they wouldn't want to hear when launching a space shuttle.

Then they give another scenario, adding something else to the phrase "3 things you don't want to hear when...", for example: "...posting a letter." The following person will then have to list 3 things for that, before replacing it with another situation for the next person.

And so on.

Make sense?

Okay, you have the first scenario, so get on with it!
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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2006, 09:22:16 AM »

3 things you don't want to hear when... launching a space shuttle[/u]
1. "Meet your co-pilot: Richard Simmons"
2. "...damn gas prices killed our budget. Oh well, as long as they at least make it out of the gravity pull then they should be able to float in space..."
3. "God save their poor souls"

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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2006, 09:31:23 AM »

1) rrrrip
2) The Wallace & Gromit theme
3) "Smuggling plums again, eh?"

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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2006, 10:18:15 AM »

1)STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!
2)Police describing a man that is wanted for murder that is wearing your exact outfit.
3)Cop to his leiutenant: "Yeah. That car looks stolen to me too."

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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2006, 10:47:49 AM »

1) It was AWESOME! You shoulda been there dude
2) No survivors
3) Folks this is what NASCAR is all about!

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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2006, 11:01:08 AM »

1. Was he suppose to make that "splat" noise?
2. Hmm, I probably should have hooked that up to something before you jumped.
3. Actually, I left the giant rubber band in my car. But if you'll just pay me the $300 in advance then I'll run and get it for you.

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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2006, 11:15:23 AM »

1. Snitsky Vs Kane
2. Snitsky Vs Hiedenreich
3. Snitsky

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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2006, 11:51:29 AM »

1) The power's out
2) *playing DOR2* It's Snitsky!
3) Dude, I just knocked your PS2 off the table. Sorry.

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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2006, 11:59:51 AM »

1. You're suppose to go in there before you crap!
2. You wouldn't think someone with a face like that would voluntarily go into room with mirrors.
3. Can I watch?!

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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2006, 01:10:43 PM »

1. "I got your test results from a week ago back...You have 7 days to live"
2. "Bend over and relax"
3. "I'm sorry sir, the cancer is too advanced. We're going to have to remove the penis"

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« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2006, 02:29:50 PM »

1)What's that smell?
2) Who let him in here?
3) Your penis is too small!

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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2006, 02:55:49 PM »

1. Ok, so what are we doing in there?
2. I'm telling you doctor, he's a no-hoper...
3. Ya know...I think he would look good with breasts...

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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2006, 03:22:10 PM »

1. Ca-Chung! (I thought that was a great stopping sound. :D
2. Looks like a tornado ahead.
3. (Man afraid of heights) I looked down!

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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2006, 03:56:37 PM »

1) Here is your bill.
2) Would you like fries with that?
3) Oh good Lord, did I leave that on your table?

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« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2006, 04:36:12 PM »

1. I lost a bet, no drugs this week.
2. Uhh, you don't need to see my license...do you?
3. Wow! That wasn't in the medical books!

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