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« on: July 11, 2003, 07:35:57 PM »
*"Just a Little" starts playing. Out saunters a tall, brunette in a black lace dress. She gets into the ring. The audience is surprised, but they like what they see.*

"You must all be wondering who I am. I am RandyLover, and yes I know I'm gorgeous. I am here to bring the FTW some beauty and to kick some ass! I am not only here to be eye candy, although, I can't help the fact that I am, but I am here as the first woman in the FTW to prove that beauty and brains are a winning combination and that they will take me to the top. So sit, back, and relax while I work my magic in FTW because you will be seeing a lot of more of me, and I'm sure that you don't object to that! So to the superstars of the FTW, don't underestimate beauty!"
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2003, 06:07:09 AM »
Pounding guitar chords rip through the PA system, and a sense of unease sweeps across the arena as Nathan Wolfe walks through the entranceway, accompanied by a grinning Headliner. The chiselled monster and his manager walk down the aisle and step into the ring, cornering RandyLover.

The Headliner:

"You know, this is such a shame. It tears me up inside, I just want to shout and yell at the unfairness of it all. But the Jersey Devil has been waiting patiently for so long now, just anticipating the moment when somebody from the FTW roster would come out here and step foot in this ring. It's not my fault that the first person to do so... happens to be a woman.

"But I can't help feeling just a little responsible for what's about to happen. After all, I did bring this killing machine to FTW, I did unleash the beast on the wrestling world. Perhaps it's my fault that such beauty is about to become so irreversibly tarnished, and for that I feel nothing but remorse.

"But at the end of the day, RandyLover, this is all your own doing. You made the choice to come out here, and flaunt yourself in Nathan Wolfe's ring. And you know, they say that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So it's only natural that when into the light steps beauty, it will return to the darkness a picture of disgust. These are the laws that are out of my hands, RandyLover, and it pains me deeply.

"But I'm afraid this is going to hurt you... a lot more that it hurts me."
« Last Edit: July 12, 2003, 06:14:50 AM by The Headliner »
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« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2003, 06:23:25 PM »
Suddenly, the arena

lights go out, followed by green, white and red spotlights as Seven Nation Army hits the speakers: It's Jack Lupino and

the Iceman!

JL: Listen, Wolfe and HL, you think you wanna pick on innocent chicks like Randylover? You, my friend,

got another thing comin'! See, my friend here, is mad because someone stole all of the pizza, the Iceman's

favorite food. When I asked who was the wiseguy, the cook told me it was Headliner and his buddy, Nathan Wolfe! So if you

want somebody to fight, fight the Iceman! Just to warn you, Nathan, that the Iceman was a bouncer for 4 years in

NYC's hottest clubs, so if you want to try and brawl wit him, think again.  
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« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2003, 09:20:50 PM »
**RandyLover picks

up the mic.**

"Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Listen Iceman, thanks but no thanks. I wouldn't have come to the ring if I

couldn't handle my own business. If Nathan Wolfe wants to mess with me, then that's his own problem. I don't need

a man to fight for me. I am perfectly capable of taking care of the Wolfeman over here. So why don't you go howl at the

moon, because its lights out for you, Wolfe. Stand back, Iceman, because Nathan just underestimated beauty and is about to

get punished!"
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« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2003, 09:59:59 PM »
Jack Lupino: Fine,

don't let us help you. All we came out for is to help a damsel in distress, but since you wanna take care of this

yourself, we understand. One thing though, RL. I pray for you if you think you can handle Nathan Wolfe and HL

yourself.

(Jack Lupino and the Iceman leave the ring, allowing RL and Nathan Wolfe with Headliner to carry on)
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2003, 05:39:36 AM »
Nathan

Wolfe grabs RandyLover by the throat, pinning her against the turnbuckles, but The Headliner intervenes.

The

Headliner:

"Hold up just a minute, big guy, I've got an idea. Sure, you could break this 'damsel'

into a hundred pieces right now, and it would be a lot of fun. But what then? Where would that get us? We're here for one

thing, and that's the FTW Internet Championship... And what better way to move up the rankings, than for Nathan Wolfe to

score his first official victory right here tonight?

"If we want that belt, we're gonna have to start with

you pinning some shoulders to the mat in sanctioned contests...

"Which is where you come in, RandyLover.

If you think you can borrow a set from one of the guys back there, how about a match tonight against the Jersey Devil?

It's your choice - either Nathan Wolfe rips you apart right here and right now, or he rips you apart with a referee

standing by. Do you still have that plucky stupidity you had a moment ago? Or was it all just talk?"
« Last Edit: July 13, 2003, 05:42:23 AM by The Headliner »
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2003, 08:42:15 PM »
I don't need to

borrow a set from anyone. I just need to change, as I can't fight in this. So later on tonight, you have your match, but

I'm warning you don't think this is going to be easy, because I am more than you can handle, because this isn't

plucky stupidity, this is a woman taking charge and stepping up to the plate, so we will tangle, but if anyone's face is

getting messed up, it's not going to be mine. But don't worry, I'll let you borrow my compact after I'm done

with you!  
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"...And all of a sudden someone puts a cricket on your head and you're done!" -Coral The Inferno

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Jack Osbourne's hair. You'd think with all the money he has he can afford a decent conditioner!

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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2003, 10:14:55 PM »
*"Hom-She-Bom" By Twiztid plays as A-Dubb comes out to the top of the ramp with a chair*

A-Dubb:

Hi!

Crowd: Hi! *cheers*

A-Dubb: You see this chair? This is the chair I'm going to be sitting on to

watch this match.

*crowd cheers*

A-Dubb: *sets chair again set* I want to see Nathen Wolfe get his ass kicked

first hand, by a girl no less.

*crowd cheers some more*

A-Dubb *looking at Randylover* I have a question for

you Randy *obvious pause with stupid look on his face* Lover, after you're done with Wolfe, can you whoop Headliners ass

too? Maybe he'll shut up if you do.

Randylover: It would be my pleasure.

*crowd goes nuts*

A-Dubb:

Ok, proceed with the show Mr. sHMooVE mAN.

*The chair falls and makes A-Dubb jump and then run right off the stage for

no apparent reason. A-Dubb gets up and jumps on stage then picks up the chair, sets it back up against the set. A-Dubb walks

to the back like nothing happened leaving the chair behind as Nathen Wolfe stares him down with a firey rage*
« Last Edit: July 17, 2003, 02:11:57 AM by A-Dubb »
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